Frantic, Biden Races To Find A Little Girl Before Covid Snuffs His Sniffer

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Distraught for learning he caught Covid, our Sniffer-In-Chief cried, "Fire up Marine one! Where's the closest elementary school?"
The principal at that school was beyond tickled pink by the surprise visit.
"He sure does come to visit a lot!" she squealed with delight. "Such a great supporter of education!"
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-races-to-sniff-one-last-girl-before-losing-sense-of-smell-from-covid?mc_cid=24f18a6f8d&mc_eid=5af0f3f340


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