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Frightening But 100% True Facts Abut Guns

Posted by $ allosaur 3 years ago to Humor
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Or why you need to give up any guns you may have to government.
Remember, comrade, there is no government but good government because good government is here to always protect you and all that you love.
That means family members and sweethearts.
As for all that you have, the great Karl Marx once wrote, "To each according to his needs."
And that does not mean you need a gun. Your no government but good government needs all the guns to protect you and all your loved ones.
Remember, my good little comrade you, obedient compliance is always mandatory.
Have a good day.

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  • Posted by Dobrien 3 years ago
    I was hoping this brief historical glimpse would introduce Mr Arms Q Hammer or Mr Lead Bullet, they were cousins of Mr Musket Ball , Lucille Ball along with 30 odd six others.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    You're safe as long as Baldwin has a diversion.
    Me an old dino was thinking of an arcade game I first played with as a kid.
    Tried to find that bear that walked back forth and would rear up and go "Rawl!" each time you hit it.
    Had to settle for this which should keep Mr. trigger-happy occupied~~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-VkR...
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    As seen in the video, you have to get Alec Baldwin~~yes, that's really him~~to toss those hats with his tiny hand extended out from your forehead as you fire your launcher.
    Me dino wouldn't do it. For one thing, that trigger-happy jerk is very expensive. For another, if you get Alec mad, he may shriek and scream deranged mean things to your children on the phone.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Glad to cheer you up if momentarily. Sorry you're having a bad day.
    Here's some tips. Me dino does a lot of humor. So if you see my moniker, the category such as today's "Humor" is on the same line. Take a look beneath the title.
    If it's Babylon Bee on YouTude, you will see off-yellow-bodied bee in the upper and lower left corners in that rectangular stop-motion rectangular whatever you call it with the man in it up there beneath my presentation blather below the tittle.
    At least always look for "Humor." I'm not always using the Bee when I yield to an urge to post some clowning around here.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 3 years ago
    But I have to tell you, at any time, I expect we could see an announcement like this. Not in the realm of impossibility. Very likely indeed! I keep warning you guys, these people in DC are nuts. Remember, I was 10 years a Federal Lobbyist. N
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 3 years ago
    Blast you Allosaur, I didn't notice this was Babylon Bee until the guy fired the first gun! I will, in the future, be more careful about opening these 'humor' Posts. I am having a bad day, but you made me laugh. I knew when he started talking this was a joke! Giggle, giggle!
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