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Biden Calls On Pollsters To Raise His Approval Ratings

Posted by $ allosaur 3 years ago to Humor
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The Alternate Title could just as well be "Biden Blames Pollsters For Historic Low Ratings."
While the Blame-Shifter-In-Chief whines, "Aw, c'mon, man! 33 percent? You pollsters can do better than that!"
Take gas prices~~please! Biden has blamed Domestic Big Oil, Putin and even Mom n' Pop convenience store owners trying to survive selling everything sold by their store's skyrocketing prices.
Maybe we should all do as crooked millionaire Quid Pro Quo Joe the "Big Guy" of the Biden Crime Family said. Just knuckle under and buy $65,000 cars with all that printed money we have growing on trees. But you better hurry! As inflation skyrockets, those Teslas will soon cost $75,000, then $85,000, then $95.000. But if you can afford one when the hot price starts to pop financial thermometers for a cool $100,000~~say that's the 2023 Model, think of all neighbors you're gonna impress.
Well, until you file for bankruptcy. That's one way out. And there's all that fentanyl Joe's allowing to flood through the south border.
Suppose all those kids overdosing is all Trump's fault for not finishing the wall.



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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    My youngest of four brothers majored in geology at the University of Alabama. After he graduated, the only jobs offered were by oil companies. He told me he was not about to help with the exploration of fossil fuel. So he became a librarian in North Carolina where he married another librarian. Both are now enjoying their pension for retired as I am for being a state corrections officer. By the way, my youngest brother isn't against nuclear energy and has opined that using fusion energy would be a nifty way to get around in outer space. Space exploration is an exploration he has nothing against.
    In contrast, my most conservative of brothers is a drill, baby, drill kinda guy just like me. Oh, and I haven't even mentioned my most liberal brother yet. Don't want to either.
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  • Posted by term2 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    all they seem to care about is crashing the existing system, whatever it is. fossil fuels is just the enemy at present
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    The radicals who pull the Puppet-In-Chief's strings do not care about such realistic obstacles.
    Tell that to the senile fool who thinks he is really in charge and he will just say something stupid.
    Both would not mind watching China take over the world anyway.
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  • Posted by term2 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    World isn’t ready for electric cars. Not enough lithium or cobalt for batteries Not enough batteries to support nighttime electricity loads
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino is half a tank low and will find out what a gallon presently costs in Alabama later today.
    Know this much, should I wait for for my tank to go down to empty~~I'll be paying more per gallon that what hideous amount it costs today!
    Is this gonna make the dino buy an electric car as the Puppet-In-Chief has suggested and his pinheaded handlers hope? NOPE!
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  • Posted by term2 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    I thought it was very strange that previously, when Trump was president, gasoline continually fell to a bottom of 1.86 a gallon here in Vegas. Since Biden slipped in, it rose quite quickly to about 3.50, and since he announced how prices would go up on gas, they have gone to 5.50 here in vegas.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Or ask 100 people as you stand by a gasoline pump here in Alabama.
    Me dino says Alabama because I figure there are more libtarded masochists In New York or California and Georgia next door has gotten kinda weird.
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  • Posted by term2 3 years ago
    I could save biden a lot of cash. just ask 100 people who have to buy food what they think of Biden, and you will get very close to an accurate poll response
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Oh no! I had to look that up to see what it was. I'm very sorry this happened to you. Any way to prove the source (Vax)? I do hope it can be brought under control so you can get on with life. It doesn't look like it's going to be an easy ride, but I wish you the best!
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Works, thanks! They do a lot of good and have been for a long time. They lose me when they press "the jab" on children, though.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    I know what you mean, dino! At age 38 my downfall was thinking the same as you only the temptation came as the "Backwoods Smoke" of the sweet and mild type. Yep, just as you I started inhaling and I was hooked all over again. My birthday is March 3rd and on March 4th in 2013 I was out early morning roller blading while in Florida and got a shortness of breath. I figured it was "those damned cigars" so when I got back to the house I threw out all I had left and never went back. My wife will testify I was a SOB for about two weeks, but it was the right thing to do. My lungs cleared up, according to my doctor and chest x-rays, so it was definitely the right decision.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    It's those Swisher Sweets that hooked me at the my second to last "quitting" span for about three years.
    Thought I could enjoy puffing those sweet-tasting cigarillos without inhaling. Fooled myself, I did.
    Quite quickly at some point I realized I was inhaling and painfully craving nicotine yet again.
    Even switched from cigarillo to cigarette sized Swisher Sweets that came in a cigarette-type pack..
    Had to face the fact that psychologically-~I guess~I'm a nicotine junkie!
    For that I do not dare take one puff of any tobacco product since I managed to quit that last of several times during 2010.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    I know what you mean. I started cigarettes when I was 16 and was able to quit at age 32. Then I tried a sweet cigar at age 38 and got hooked again. Quit sweet cigars in 2013 (age 61) and haven't looked back.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Buck! Buck! Me dino's birdbrain no recalls running for any office. Buck! But me dino almost Biden's age. Buck! Buck! Buck!
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