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Biden Calls On Pollsters To Raise His Approval Ratings

Posted by $ allosaur 3 years ago to Humor
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The Alternate Title could just as well be "Biden Blames Pollsters For Historic Low Ratings."
While the Blame-Shifter-In-Chief whines, "Aw, c'mon, man! 33 percent? You pollsters can do better than that!"
Take gas prices~~please! Biden has blamed Domestic Big Oil, Putin and even Mom n' Pop convenience store owners trying to survive selling everything sold by their store's skyrocketing prices.
Maybe we should all do as crooked millionaire Quid Pro Quo Joe the "Big Guy" of the Biden Crime Family said. Just knuckle under and buy $65,000 cars with all that printed money we have growing on trees. But you better hurry! As inflation skyrockets, those Teslas will soon cost $75,000, then $85,000, then $95.000. But if you can afford one when the hot price starts to pop financial thermometers for a cool $100,000~~say that's the 2023 Model, think of all neighbors you're gonna impress.
Well, until you file for bankruptcy. That's one way out. And there's all that fentanyl Joe's allowing to flood through the south border.
Suppose all those kids overdosing is all Trump's fault for not finishing the wall.



SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-calls-on-pollsters-to-raise-his-approval-rating?mc_cid=e7b703c426&mc_eid=5af0f3f340


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