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Polls Indicate More Breakfast Tacos Are Leaving Democrat Party

Posted by $ allosaur 3 years ago to Humor
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Well, they are.
And (you had better call her DOCTOR) Jill doesn't know what to make of it.
"We aren't sure why the Latinos, who are each so special and unique as a breakfast taco~~or maybe as a toasted cheddar chapula~~are leaving the Democrats," DOCTOR Jill Biden said while performing a routine spinal surgery on one of her many patients, all of them her adoring fans. "Don't those GOYA bean eaters know how much Democrats care about their precious vote? Perhaps we need more abortions and drag queen story hours."
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Hey, youse! In the sidebar Fake News, Inc. instructs you to read "How DOCTOR Jill Biden Describes Each Ethnicity"
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Hey, youse, again! Below the featured story you are on pain of death instructed to view the video, "Every Place Communism Has Worked" followed by a quiz to determine future work assignments "according to your needs."
If youse gets to get any~Bwahahahaha!

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  • Posted by mikeofallon 2 years, 12 months ago
    Another fascinating read is The List of Great Russian Inventions.
    A slightly longer work is The List of Great Chinese Inventions, tho they're in a 2000-year slump.
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  • Posted by tutor-turtle 2 years, 12 months ago
    Even the Russians and the Chinese are dialing back on full-on Red. " Hey, Cap-Pit-Tah-lism not so bad after all? Eh?" Make money, buy new Lada.
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  • Posted by ProfChuck 2 years, 12 months ago
    Communism works great for termites, ants and bees. But humans are not social insects as much as some would like them to be.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 12 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino changed it from "Leaving" To "Leaning" an hour and 20 minutes ago. Now I'm changing "Leaning" back to "Leaving" and changing "Republican" To "Democrat."
    Now I do believe me dino has a better title than The Bee has in the link.
    Sheesh! Some days just has to be like today.
    Oh, I know. Do a Biden. My title's problems is all the fault of both parties being a mess.
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  • Posted by bsudell 2 years, 12 months ago
    Leaving the Republican Party? Think you meant Democratic Party, but we really should just use the Politicians -- both sides are a mess.
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  • Posted by term2 2 years, 12 months ago
    That will go down like Hillary's "deplorables" comment. Right out of the mouth of another elitist
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 12 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Thank you very much.
    Me dino fixed the typo.
    I'm surprised it took this long for someone to come along and notice it.
    Or to at least point it out.
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  • Posted by starguy 2 years, 12 months ago
    I recommend reading the book, "Every Place Communism Has Worked". The movie was pretty good, but the book went into greater detail.
    A must-read!
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  • Posted by evlwhtguy 2 years, 12 months ago
    Have you got the title of this post correct??? Don't you mean LEANING Republican???
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  • Posted by Aeronca 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    "Nope!"

    Communism was used briefly in Israel to build the farms early on, but then Capitalism proved infinitely more useful. That's the only time Communism ever worked, because they stopped doing it.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years ago in reply to this comment.
    That guy reminds me of that special word a toddler keeps saying when he or she begins him or her self.
    Oh, no! Me dino used correct grammar politically incorrect pronouns!
    Those group think pinheads won't like me.
    Heh! Heh! Heh!
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