D.C. Politicians On Edge As CDC announces Arrival of Lizardpox
OH, NO! NOT LIZARDPOX!
Yes, the CDC has confirmed the first case of that nasty Lizardpox making a landing on American shores.
LIZARDPOX!!! OH, THE HORROR!!!
Mask up! Buy toilet paper and lock down! Don't be a racist! Just obey!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lmbVH-...
Thisssss issss jussst terrible!" House SSSpeaker Nancy Pukeloossssii said, flicking her tongue as she eyed a housefly buzzing around Adam Shiff's weird head.
Don't worry. With a quick flick, Jerry Nadler nailed that fly first. Yum! Yum!
At least Senator Mitch McConnel was relieved when the CDC told him the virus does not affect turtles.
Yes, the CDC has confirmed the first case of that nasty Lizardpox making a landing on American shores.
LIZARDPOX!!! OH, THE HORROR!!!
Mask up! Buy toilet paper and lock down! Don't be a racist! Just obey!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lmbVH-...
Thisssss issss jussst terrible!" House SSSpeaker Nancy Pukeloossssii said, flicking her tongue as she eyed a housefly buzzing around Adam Shiff's weird head.
Don't worry. With a quick flick, Jerry Nadler nailed that fly first. Yum! Yum!
At least Senator Mitch McConnel was relieved when the CDC told him the virus does not affect turtles.
Me dino has done the same. Don't worry, you're only human and me dino with a moniker that means "different lizard" has nevertheless just caught "lizardpox."
Ooo! A succulent fly just flew in. Gotta go. It be din-din time! Where's me hot sauce?