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Biden To Provide Grief Counselors At All Gas Pumps

Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago to Humor
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And good ole' Uncle Joey will even be out there too!
In a move to help alleviate pain at the pump measure to ease in the utopia of the Green New Deal, the Biden Regime has announced a $1 billion printed money initiative to provide grief and trauma counselors by~~now get this~~ALL GAS PUMPS CLEAN ACROSS THESE UNITED STATES!
That's because the plan will fund licensed therapists and psychiatrists to comfort people mourning the loss of hundreds of dollars right there by a pump just like Pal Joey On The Spot!
What a guy, y'all, what a guy!
That's right, folks, Joey Touchie Feelie himself will be there too! "It's the least I can do," said our beloved Sniffer-In-Chief as he stationed himself by a gas pump to wait for a cute young girl to pull up.
Hey, stop drooling, Joey, or I'll go tell your handlers.

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  • Posted by teri-amborn 3 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yes.

    He's bewildered, for sure...
    ...and probably the other two as well thanks to his presidential predecessor BHO.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    If some of the youngsters never heard of that old Frank Sinatra flick, me an old dino thinks they caught the gist of touchie-feelie-sniffy just wanting to be a girl's Pal Joey.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yeah, and it is impossible to argue with those educated beyond their intellectual capacity.
    Me when a young dino first noticed that some of those mental malfunctions teach college courses.
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  • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 3 years, 9 months ago
    So far I have been able to afford everything that I’ve wanted to do. I will note that a conspicuous absence of people that I find “politically” undesirable, has made the venues I find myself in MUCH less crowded. So I guess that counts as a WIN so far.
    Hey, who am I to argue with the most “educated” electorate the planet has ever seen.
    If they want to force themselves into a life of poverty and missed opportunities......so be it.
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  • Posted by starguy 3 years, 9 months ago
    Brandon is the one who should be under professional care.
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 3 years, 9 months ago
    Ha HA,,,just like he handles everything....

    Should be given out $100.00 rebates!
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 3 years, 9 months ago
    What a marvelous idea. But, I'm afraid it's too late. You see, most of us had a at least a glass of wine before filling up, so we really don't need their help and we are suspicious of the 'Counselors'. They could be writing down our comments and license numbers.
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