Biden To Provide Grief Counselors At All Gas Pumps

Posted by allosaur 1 year, 10 months ago to Humor

And good ole' Uncle Joey will even be out there too!
In a move to help alleviate pain at the pump measure to ease in the utopia of the Green New Deal, the Biden Regime has announced a $1 billion printed money initiative to provide grief and trauma counselors by~~now get this~~ALL GAS PUMPS CLEAN ACROSS THESE UNITED STATES!
That's because the plan will fund licensed therapists and psychiatrists to comfort people mourning the loss of hundreds of dollars right there by a pump just like Pal Joey On The Spot!
What a guy, y'all, what a guy!
That's right, folks, Joey Touchie Feelie himself will be there too! "It's the least I can do," said our beloved Sniffer-In-Chief as he stationed himself by a gas pump to wait for a cute young girl to pull up.
Hey, stop drooling, Joey, or I'll go tell your handlers.

SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-administration-to-provide-grief-counselors-at-all-gas-pumps

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Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year, 10 months ago

Ha HA,,,just like he handles everything....

Should be given out $100.00 rebates!

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  Posted by allosaur 1 year, 10 months ago
  
  Why not? It's only printed "money."
  
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    Posted by Olduglycarl 1 year, 10 months ago
    
    My point exactly!
    
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Posted by 25n56il4 1 year, 10 months ago

What a marvelous idea. But, I'm afraid it's too late. You see, most of us had a at least a glass of wine before filling up, so we really don't need their help and we are suspicious of the 'Counselors'. They could be writing down our comments and license numbers.

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  Posted by allosaur 1 year, 10 months ago
  
  Me dino needs no counselors. I have my own therapy.
  Yesterday me dino struck again with my Amazon-bought Biden sticker at the gas pump I used.
  Here's my pick from a huge selection~~https://www.amazon.com/That-Biden-Sti...
  
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Posted by starguy 1 year, 10 months ago

Brandon is the one who should be under professional care.

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Posted by Markus_Katabri 1 year, 10 months ago

So far I have been able to afford everything that I’ve wanted to do. I will note that a conspicuous absence of people that I find “politically” undesirable, has made the venues I find myself in MUCH less crowded. So I guess that counts as a WIN so far.
Hey, who am I to argue with the most “educated” electorate the planet has ever seen.
If they want to force themselves into a life of poverty and missed opportunities......so be it.

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  Posted by allosaur 1 year, 10 months ago
  
  Yeah, and it is impossible to argue with those educated beyond their intellectual capacity.
  Me when a young dino first noticed that some of those mental malfunctions teach college courses.
  
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Posted by blarman 1 year, 10 months ago

I think you mean Joey Smellie-Feelie...

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  Posted by allosaur 1 year, 10 months ago
  
  Yeah, that one.
  
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Posted by teri-amborn 1 year, 10 months ago

I wonder how many people understood the "PAL JOEY" reference ?

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  Posted by allosaur 1 year, 10 months ago
  
  If some of the youngsters never heard of that old Frank Sinatra flick, me an old dino thinks they caught the gist of touchie-feelie-sniffy just wanting to be a girl's Pal Joey.
  
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    Posted by teri-amborn 1 year, 10 months ago
    
    It was a bit more abstract to me.
    Look up "Hit tune from musical PAL JOEY".
    
    Have a good laugh.
    
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      Posted by allosaur 1 year, 10 months ago
      
      Me dino felt this way when Pal Joey became president.
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fzZ4...
      "He's a fool and don't I know it"~~but I'm not the least bit charmed.
      
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        Posted by teri-amborn 1 year, 10 months ago
        
        Yes.
        
        He's bewildered, for sure...
        ...and probably the other two as well thanks to his presidential predecessor BHO.
        
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        Posted by teri-amborn 1 year, 10 months ago
        
        Right there with ya !
        
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      Posted by freedomforall 1 year, 10 months ago
      
      Too obtuse for me. Spell it out.
      
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        Posted by teri-amborn 1 year, 10 months ago
        
        See the above from the Dino.
        
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