Ok, that's even more mystifying than the meme itself. Care to translate?

I did, see my most recent post. I'm trying to hang on. But I'm having a very hard time with the news about my sweet daughter in law. If you should get to Marfa, you won't need a hotel, we have space (we'll let you stay in Georgie Patton's old room.)

I'm sad to tell you my eldest son's wife and the joy of my very life, is critically ill. They say she has cancer at one of her kidneys. She is type AB Neg and a registered donor. I hope they know how valuable she is. She is going to have some surgery that they use robotic? stuff to operate with. It's beyond me, D. I am devastated. Methodist Hospital in Houston has a Hyatt Regency inside of it and that's where I'll be for a while starting 6/16. Nan

Chinati had some paintings displayed (Minimalists) in our bldg and I was studying one that interested me. My attorney friend appeared beside me and said, 'What does that painting say to you?' I responded, '$10,000!' I'm a real art lover.

We, the International Woman's Foundation, own Building 98 at the old Ft David Russell. Chinati Fdn is right next door to us. We have a display of Weber Furlong's paintings (back from NY) and in September we will display them as her nephew is on our Board of Directors. I am going to be there. My Exotic Hispanic son in law is going to be our driver, and two of my favorite doctors are making the trip with us along with little redhaired daughter.

Good ones!

Killdozer -- thank you for that reminder. The most dangerous man is Not the desperate man who is pushed into a corner -- It is the man of conviction that still has a number of options.

That's what I got from it and it took me about 30 seconds to figure it out. I think the MF gave it away. 😉

In Colorado, we knew Marvin Heemeyer real well. I used to Elk hunt just above the town of Granby. The weekend before this happened I had been up in Steamboat and drove past the town. Saw it on the news as it happened.

Yes I see what you mean.

I laughed at that one too.

Thank you! I tried to figure it out and couldn’t.
BTW, iI liked the pin the tail on the donkey cartoon. It was just plain old fashioned funny.

Thanks for the translation. Actually sounds familiar.

Good one! Columbia university must have read that article before they issued Barry Soetoro his student iD. Wait what ...Columbia was before he was put into the Senate by Bill Ayers. Oh well it a gets so confusing when you and your tranny wife has fake kids loaned to them from family friends. Plus you seal all the records of your academics. You hide your birth certificate and when you doproduce it the person who verifies it is the only deceased in a plane crash landing in the water off of Hawaii. Of course I’m a racist for wondering about those strange inconsistencies.

Marfa Texas is a tiny pop. 1960 Texas town that 25n56il4 or N. Has talked bout to me as she knows I am an artist.
Marfa, a small desert city in west Texas, is known as an arts hub. The Chinati Foundation, founded by artist Donald Judd, displays huge indoor and outdoor installations on an old army base. The Ballroom Marfa arts center hosts exhibitions, concerts and the Marfa Myths cultural festival.

Git your ass in the m f house right now Before I beat Your ass.
That is my translation . I never had to talk to my kids that way but I might have heard something similar in the way back machine.

OK. I'm a parent a dozen times over. Please explain the shirt to me.

And yes, I now identify as a metronome. Set on about 120 beats per minute.

I think I got the firs several letters. But I cannot figure out the last ones....help?

The Sunday Standard article added "Kenyan-born" to the original AP article. Since they are a Kenya newspaper, this may have been to pander to their audience.

I dunno, Santa; what colors are available, for those unicorns?

All good . . . 👍 I must admit though that I didn't understand the Thunderbird Motel one.

Me too:]

15 looks more like the car collapsed after clearing the bar in a pole vaulting contest.

OMG! The T-shirt! I knew that phrase immediately!

That was no way for a city council to disrespect any citizen or a business who pays taxes that converts into revenue that pays their salaries.
You'd think that's just common sense that should counteract heads grown too smugly fat to treat people decently.