"Hic! Who does that pope think he is?" Pelosi asked reporters while fidgeting her dentures with her tongue. "Some deplorable who thinks he can run MY Catholic Church? Hic!
Look, I do this with a heavy heart~~hic!~~but it is the right thing to do. Hic! Good morning, Sunday morning. Hic!"
Pressed as to whether Congress has the authority to impeach a pope, who is not an American citizen, Pelosi said, "We have to impeach him~~hic!~~to find out if we can do it."