Cherokee Indian With Tomahawk Caught Hiding In Justice Kavanaugh's Shrubbery

Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago to Humor
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CHEVY CHASE, MD~~Police arrested a tomahawk-wielding Cherokee Indian hiding in the bushes outside Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh's home this week.
After hours of questioning, authorities discovered the would-be assassin was none other than Senator Elizabeth Warren.
Do not be overly concerned with Woo-Woo-Woo's fate. She has a D beside her name.
Further details are included in the article followed by a very timely video about the brand new Pregnant Ken Doll. Remember, folks, that men can get pregnant too.
Hell, all kinds of Schiff is swell sold by Mattel!

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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Saw that in an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie.
    Forget how the plot went. An embryo was inserted inside of Arnold and somehow he grew a baby removed by cesarean section.
    As for Ken, I was thinking of a stand-up comedy skit I saw 3 or 4 decades ago when Robin Williams pretended to pull a turd out of himself,
    look adoringly into his hands and say something like, "Oh, what a sweet little baby! Isn't he adorable?"
    Do believe that was way back when I used to have HBO.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 9 months ago
    Hmmm, oddly, I haven't seen a thing on the MSMM regarding tomahawk control.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    If not, I'm certain we can make up Schiff way better than ding-a-ling Dems can. Even better than RINO Liz Cheney.
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  • Posted by freedomforall 3 years, 9 months ago
    Didn't I hear she was planning an evening out drinking with Nancy's hubby doing the driving?
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 9 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Tomahawks have savagery written all over it. Should I even see one in a museum, I'd be afraid to turn my back on it.
    Same goes for a 9mm handgun that can blow a lung slap out of my body.
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  • Posted by jack1776 3 years, 9 months ago
    We should demand immediate restrictions on tomahawks, no one has any legitimate reason to own a tomahawk anyways.
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