Wearing War Paint and Buffalo Hat, Elizabeth Warren Leads Insurrection Against Supreme Court

Posted by $ allosaur 1 year, 10 months ago to Humor
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Woo-woo-woo! Lizzy Borden ~~oops!~~wrong Dizzy Lizzy! Start again.
Senator Warren, literally shaking, infuriated that the slaughter of unborn babies is under dispute, led a howling mob up the marble steps of the Supreme Court building Wednesday.
"The court has been compromised!" she shrieked. "They are ruling in a way I disagree with!!
Such is how she carried on as her minions hysterically assaulted the doors with poster boards and clothes hangers. Yes, they were all really, really really pissed!!!
Nevertheless, unlike June 6th, for some inexplicable reason the Capital police did not open the doors for them.
No one connected to the FBI were egging them on either. So what's up with that?
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/buffalo-hat-wearing-elizabeth-warren-leads-insurrection-against-supreme-court


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  • Posted by Dobrien 1 year, 10 months ago
    Is it possible that adrenochrome comes from planned parenthood? Just askin for a friend.
    Would a full term victim have more adrenaline than a first term?
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