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Hunter Biden To Receive $50K Per Month For Seat On Disinformation Governance Board.

Posted by $ allosaur 4 years ago to Humor
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Orwellian Board Executive Director Nina JankinYoBro has appointed Hunter Biden saying after badly singing some silly Mary Poppins song, "As the victim of a Russian disinformation campaign that claimed his laptop contained a buncha Schiff about the Biden family, he is uniquely equipped to speak to these issues."

In the link contained in this same box, It's also claimed that the Government Disinformation Board Determines All Criticism Of the Government Disinformation Board To Be Disinformation.
Furthermore it is contended that the Government Information Board holds no resemblance to The Ministry Of Truth in George Orwell's "1984" because the board members have never heard of Orwell and wouldn't read his insane right wing tripe because they heard he wrote a bunch of fascist drivel.
https://babylonbee.com/news/governmen...

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  • Posted by term2 3 years, 12 months ago
    Biden family is just CROOKED to the core. This excuse for a woman should never be in charge of anything.
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  • Posted by $ blarman 3 years, 12 months ago in reply to this comment.
    That's because they confuse confidence - which only comes from making decisions in comport with moral reality - with ego - which primarily stems from ideological desires.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino thinks the swelled heads on that board could not tolerate their pompous feelings of self-importance deflated.
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  • Posted by Suzanne43 4 years ago
    What makes the Babylon Bee so great is that it’s stories are so believable.
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  • Posted by katrinam41 4 years ago
    OMG! When I saw that headline I said please let it be the Babylon Bee! It was, but what concerns me is that they have a knack for predicting the news before it happens.
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  • Posted by ohiocrossroads 4 years ago
    How will poor Hunter survive?
    He used to get $83333 per month from Burisma Holdings during the Oblabla regime.
    The lower rate of pay(off) and his dad's inflationary measures are going to make life difficult for him. We should start a GoFundMe campaign for poor little Hunter.
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  • Posted by starguy 4 years ago
    $50k a month?
    For Hunter, that's practically burger-flipping pay at McD's.
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    Posted by $ allosaur 4 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Don't worry. They'll very soon shatter that by crowing how their governance board is here to save democracy.
    Never ever mentioning that we live in a republic, it's always democracy, democracy, democracy!
    Maybe that's because members of the Democrat party once practiced the democracy of KKK lynchings.
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    Posted by $ jbrenner 4 years ago
    Disinformation Governance Board is a good name for what they are doing. It is the only accurate thing that comes from them.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Hunter makes his best money pulling in "donations" overseas.
    Poor Hunter. He's just under too much scrutiny for right now.
    That's why he reverted to finger painting when he is not FEELING like he should use the birthing person rest room.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 4 years ago
    I'm surprised a high roller like Hunter can be had that cheaply. What a bargain! LOL!

    I'm wondering if the Disinformation Board has a definition for "woman" or where it stands on the pregnant man narrative. A deep analysis of Hunter finger painting may offer a clue.

    Edit add for readers: Make sure you click on both links provided. Similar stories, but worth the read.
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