Pharisees Delighted By "Wokeness" Thing Just In Time For Easter

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years ago to Humor
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Yeah, it lets them constantly judge and make everyone feel guilty. Wow, what a wonderful power trip that!
All kinds of giddy, the leader of the Pharisees said, "Oh, man, this wokeness thing is just what we've been waiting for. We get to look down our noses at everyone else!"
Read the rest of his happy Schiff in the article.
Remember, y'all, that resistance is futile because it can only get you cancelled. Mind your pronouns~~or else!
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/pharisees-delighted-by-this-new-wokeness-thing-that-lets-them-constantly-judge-and-make-everyone-feel-guilty


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  • Posted by mccannon01 2 years ago
    LOL, nicely done. Indeed, the Pharisees still walk among us called by different names. Self righteous and self appointed.
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    • Posted by $ 2 years ago
      You activated a dino memory flash. During the Seventies I saw what I thought was a very nice and an amusing movie of TV called, "Oh, God!"
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyOhf...
      The next day I saw a Baptist preacher I knew shopping in an even back then old-fashioned drug store with a soda fountain and asked if he had seen "Oh, God!"
      "You mean that sacrilege movie?" he snarled before walking off in a huff, leaving me a bit dumbfounded.
      Somewhere between two or three decades later, I told a sister-in-law before she became a widow that I had next door neighbors trying to get me to join their Southern Baptist Church.
      She said, "I was raised as a Southern Baptist. You don't want to join that church." By then I had other reasons to believe her that I won't go into.
      Oh, there's a saying in the Deep South: "Only Baptists and bootleggers want dry counties."
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      • Posted by VetteGuy 2 years ago
        What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists?

        Methodists can acknowledge each other when they meet in the liquor store!
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        • Posted by $ 2 years ago
          That sister-in-law I mentioned above became a Methodist and she's a moderate drinker.
          Jesus had no problem turning water into wine to save the host of some celebration being embarrassed by running out of vino.
          Then the party-going guests complained about the best stuff being saved for last when it should have been the other way around.
          Guess that's way better than completely running out.
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