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Eccentric Billionaire Accomplishes More For Free Speech In One Afternoon Than Republicans Have In Decades

Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 2 months ago to Humor
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Yeah, a LEGAL immigrant entrepreneur from South Africa has accomplished more for free speech than Republicans have in decades of controlling the government, wielding Federal power and spending trillions of dollars.
"Wow! This Twitter deal is such a huge step forward for freedom of expression!" one Republican senator enthusiastically exclaimed shortly before asking to be quoted off the record. "Imagine if other conservative wealthy people did that instead of funding our reelection campaigns! Wuh-wuh-wait! Scratch that! Are you recording this?"
To save face, Republican congressmen, women, transsexuals and wimpy bondage gimps are forming a committee to explore why they didn't think of that and shall you betcha form a strong resolution saying free speech is good.
A note from a copycat dino~~Me dino ceased and desisted donating (throwing good money after bad) to the GOP for seeing too many weak as tater water RINOs bend over and present their assets across the aisle during the first half of Comrade Obama's Reign Of Error.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/elon-musk-accomplishes-more-for-free-speech-in-one-afternoon-than-republicans-have-in-decades


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