but I want to nuke them-what to do, what to do...

If we could harness the power of their collective ignorance on crapitol hill, and convert it to be a power source, we could do away with Nuke Power since we'd have an unlimited supply of power to last several thousand years. Now that's green!

Yes, what khalling said.

OMG! I never would have guessed! Wow. I feel so much better knowing we have the best minds of humanity working hard at the UN, for benefit of the world. (Got sarcasm?)

come back! :(

ok, I had to puzzle this out. good point!

I like rain, so I want a warmer atmosphere. Now if we could just find a big enough cork to stop volcanoes from giving us the chills....

We've been in a drought for sunspots. Given that fewer sunspots is associated with cooler temperatures on Earth, we might actually NEED some of that global warming!

If only we could harness some of that hot air on capitol hill and redirect it towards the solar winds...:)

Duh.

And the U.S. public soaks up their sh!t like a sponge.

This is a very complex set of mechanisms. for instance, it's not that the sun puts out more light, it's solar wind changes and even stellar wind (left over from super novas).
The point is, if this is real science you do not ignore data. They pretend absolute certainty and ignore or hide any facts that don't fit their theory.