Bruce The Brave Great White Shark Allowed To Compete In Women's 500 Freestyle

Posted by $ allosaur 4 years ago to Humor
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Yes, her name is Bruce, and her competition turned out to be dead in the water.
Click the link to enjoy all the Woke details. Be warned that anyone who has a problem with celebrating this great white moment in women's sports history shall be cancelled as a being piscisphobic.

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  • Posted by $ jbrenner 4 years ago
    When I clicked on this, I expected to see Bruce the Shark from Finding Nemo!
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 4 years ago in reply to this comment.
    Gee whiz! If Bruce can identify with any sex she wants, she can be any race she wants too.
    It all only makes perfect sense.
    Just like when me dino years ago heard a Vice President Biden say "We can spend our way out of debt" at about the same time Pelosi said, "Let's pass this bill to see what is in it."
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  • Posted by mccannon01 4 years ago
    Let's go BRUCE! LOL!

    Waiting for BLM to file a complaint disparaging her white privilege.
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