Senate Hearing Delayed! Why? Ketanji Brown Jackson Had Trouble Locating Women's Room!

Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 3 months ago to Humor
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Yesterday as she testified at he Supreme Court confirmation, Jackson said she did not know what a woman is.
Me dino thought she was afraid to say something else that may offend all the Woke jackasses out there in "a is zzzzzz" la-la-land.
But no! Today she was found after an hour's delay staring stumped at two restroom doors. She was confused by the simplistic symbols a a man on one door and that of a woman on the other.
"I'm not an Egyptologist," Jackson proclaimed due to mistaking the symbols for being hieroglyphs.
This proves just one thing. Jackson will be a shoo-in as the most perfect pick for a Democrat Supreme Court Justice of all time.
Just say "Hee-haw, y'all." Just say "Hee-haw."

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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 3 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Excuse me for a crude dino, but when a pair of parents both only have two holes some use for sex (like at all-male prisons) instead of three, babies just can't be made.
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  • Posted by tutor-turtle 3 years, 3 months ago in reply to this comment.
    And Ziggy Stardust....
    I was then and will always be a David Bowie fan.
    It was all about the music.
    His music still rocks, it has stood the test of time.
    R.I.P. David.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 3 months ago
    The main question isn't over her confusion looking for the women's room, but how did she figure out she was a woman? Flip a coin? Did she consult a biologist? Maybe the hint was POTUS wanted a black woman nominee and she suddenly found herself sitting in the nominee's chair. But wait, does she know what "black" means? Maybe "black" has something to do with sex and "woman" is a skin thing - so confusing!

    Edit add: Hmmmm, isn't this the second time Xiden wanted a "woman of color" to fill an important governmental role? Based on the first time (VPOTUS) this one should prove an epic fail.
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 3 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino is fairly sure I read somewhere that Jackson has kids.
    Wait, me dino knows Micheal Michelle says he/she/it has two daughters. So never mind.
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  • Posted by tutor-turtle 3 years, 3 months ago
    My wife made this observation: Take off the hair, and that's a dude, bro.
    Like Mikey, Micheal Obama.
    Now we know why Jackson couldn't answer that simple question. She's a He.
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  • Posted by Aeronca 3 years, 3 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I notice that too. I get a weird feeling, then I say, OH it's the I don't know what gender that person is, feeling. Their confusion is contagious. I just have to remember, it's an Alphabet Person.
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  • Posted by $ kddr22 3 years, 3 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Lola la la Lola. Girls will be boys and boys will be girls. It is a mixed up muddled up world except for lola...
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 3 years, 3 months ago in reply to this comment.
    In our world today one can't be too careful. And you can't tell by the haircuts either. I am truly having problems with gender identification at times. I just noticed that a couple of days ago. One wouldn't want to offend anyone! Might get put in jail.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 3 years, 3 months ago
    Well consider if you will. Rather than putting 'Women' and 'Men' on the door some dumb bell probably put a woman in a dress and a man in men's clothing on the doors. Now today that could confuse one. Men dress like women and women dress like men. Makes sense to me.
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