Know ye readers that about the only reason me dino posted this Babylon Bee is because just reading the title made me laugh.
Whether you decide to click on the short article's link, all you really need to know is the very last sentence for being so Yoke Of Woke typical and I quote~~
"Disney has informed park guests that anyone who refuses to ride the ride at least once will be escorted off the premises and banned from the park for life."