Love it! That was hilarious! Thanks for sharing it.

Laughing, passed it by not answering the questions properly...in other words...everything is racist and not straight, not to mention, YES,..RICH and POWERFUL!

Have a great time with your relatives and eat lots of cake!

Show me the green stamps.

Meet me in Wacko TX for the International Pun Championships! No quarter given.

Horrible PUNishment, but ill considered.

Thank you. Being a quarter Irish, that means I magically become 100% Irish each St. Paddy's Day. I'm about to drive to Hoover to see my brother Joe, who has mended unexpectedly well sense his operation.
Reckon other relatives will stop by here tomorrow.

One of the questions was an interesting variation on a 3-4-5 right triangle problem.

That's horrible - and hilarious!

It's so sad that these once-venerable institutions have degraded to focusing on the transient feeling rather than the lasting intellect.

Ooooh no....She looks like someone who has standards, no obvious tattoos, nose piercing's or ;purple hair, probably educated, won't be having children out of wedlock.....Definitely an evil racist white person.

I'm 100k in already. Got me a real education in Constitution and intellectual property law.
And then it only took another 3k to lock my opponent out of 80% of the US market territory. It's all in wording.

Next to the USA Today "Woman of the Year"?

As long as she's in one of those alphabet-soup sexual categories she still counts as diverse.

Allosaurus, thanks for posting this. Gotta love the Babylon Bee.

I might have to be gone most of the day tomorrow, so I want to wish you a very Happy Birthday in advance. Enjoy your big day!

The lawyers and their firms will be the only winners. That's what the modern legal system is designed for.

Ben, I did really “well,” too. Harvard was so impressed with my score that I am going to get my degree in transsexual studies without having to attend class. I have been offered a job in the Biden administration.

You are assuming woke people tell the truth. LOL

Doncha just love being ajewdictated? That is not a typo!

What do "they" care? They'd only be spending YOUR tax dollars to adjudicate the whole thing. LOL!

Dear me! I can't be racist. My family looks like the United Nations. My grand children are American Indian, Chinese, Hispanics, and Afro American. And some are so mixed up, they can't claim being only one. A family reunion requires name tags. I was at a loss for what to list on the Census when asked. Why don't they just count people instead of ethnic origin? My DNA comes back 100% Western European on two different tests.. Go figure!

What woke you up?

I'm going to send Minneapolis an invoice for the expenses to change all the billing notices on two businesses. I'll have a client list of 20k at 2$ per. Just to screw with them. Dight Ave is about 50% commercial. Next time over I'll see if I can get the rest of the businesses to enjoin. FUN!

Damn. Took the quiz and I am in the top 5% of my class. Already had job offer from Disney.

Babylon Bee had slipped up and sown its inherent Racism....not that when you succeed at the quiz, the picture that pops up is a young lady blowing sparkly confetti. If you look carefully you will see that she is....wait for it...the horror...Asian....Which as we all know is just the same thing as evil white people.

As far as I understand there are no brain cells in skin or between the legs so if the city uses those for its thinking, anything dumb ass thing can happen.