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The Babylon Bee Apologizes To Rachel Levine

Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 2 months ago to Humor
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In part, The Babylon Bee humbly announced, "We published an article naming Rachel Levine our "Man Of The Year." Sometimes even satirists make mistakes."
Click the link for the fully contrite apology that ends with a glowing yet hip with the times, "Rachel Levine is a powerful, beautiful woman. Whatever that is."


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  • Posted by Commander 3 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    The answer is Ped-O-Files
    After Dino is done clawing on about 1000 of theses course, abrasive little bitches his claws should be tempered enough to slip into something warm and comfy,
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  • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 3 years, 2 months ago
    That, is something else.
    What?
    THAT!

    If I was a man about to get raped in Divorce Court I’d throw on the Heels and Lipstick. Guess what? Now I’m the recipient of cash and prizes. Because when it comes to virtue signaling bureaucracy a Trans-woman beats a woman every single time.
    Getting thrown in prison? Before sentencing Identify as a woman. Less time served on average and any time served will be one big sex fest. Tell me I’m wrong.
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  • Posted by Aeronca 3 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Lou Reed's popular Take a Walk on the Wild Side has a line, "And then he was a she..."
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    HE is usually shown in photos with long hair and looks like a just plain ugly thing.
    As for the short-haired photo in linked article, to me HE looks like like a man wearing earrings and a dab of lipstick.
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  • Posted by wmiranda 3 years, 2 months ago
    I've seen some trans that could fool many. But that particular "Rachel" is plain fugly. Probably looked better as a man than could ever look as a woman.
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  • Posted by $ Radio_Randy 3 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I've been desperate for a job, before, but never to the point of changing my name, sex, or race.

    I might've missed out on enhancing an already successful career, but at least I'll go to my grave with a clear conscience...
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino's spell checker only recognizes Dino which long ago was a nickname for Dean Martin, Mr. Jerry Lewis,
    who I can't recall ever appearing on my Direct TV Turner Classic Movies channel even with that crooning (time for little dino to go get more popcorn) Dino.
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Dino is spelled dino unless it stats a sentence. Me dino done told you this before.
    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Years ago me dino was alone and in a car line at a Taco Bell. Yeah, now I remember that was when I still worked at the prison so that's not long before May of 2003.
    Anyhoo, right in front of me I saw a teenaged car driver dude waving his arms all crazy at the intercom and it was obvious to me he was trying to impress his date.
    Couldn't hear him but it looked to me he was giving a worker inside a hard time.
    That's when I left. That being decades ago I can't remember if I drove straight home or tried another place to pick up grub on the way.
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  • Posted by Dobrien 3 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    The idea that someone might be spitting in my food would give me pause as to where I be eating.
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  • Posted by Dobrien 3 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Back when I was a caveman hiding from different lizards I would call “what ever that is“ just ugh.
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Me dino raised in the South. I say "sir" and "ma'am" a lot.
    I have a reason for saying "sir" and "ma'am" to kid workers using intercoms at fast food joints.
    That way, they are less likely to spit in your food over a previous customer giving them a hard time.
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  • Posted by Aeronca 3 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    If it confuses you, that's a good sign that you are sane. The cabal is working overtime to enslave and destroy the population. One method is to confuse the young and get them to mutilate and sterilize themselves. Chisel away at the birthrate. It turns out that men taking estrogen become sterile. Although women who take testosterone can still get pregnant.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 3 years, 2 months ago
    I cannot and will not accept the idea that a mere mortal can decide which sex they are. This to me, is extremely presumptuous. Are we really going to go against what the God a great many of us pray to? Why did he make two sexes (male and female).Are we going to end up all one sex? I find all this extremely confusing. I don't know how to address people.
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 2 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Wish me dino could look stuff up this easy when in college and as a newspaper reporter with mechanical typewriter all within the Seventies.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Many_a_...

    In college, me dino leaned that a "knight" was pronounced something like "ka-neet" in Old English. Invaluable information, eh?
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