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The Babylon Bee Apologizes To Rachel Levine

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years ago to Humor
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In part, The Babylon Bee humbly announced, "We published an article naming Rachel Levine our "Man Of The Year." Sometimes even satirists make mistakes."
Click the link for the fully contrite apology that ends with a glowing yet hip with the times, "Rachel Levine is a powerful, beautiful woman. Whatever that is."
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/rachel-levine-is-100-woman-and-we-are-sorry-for-calling-her-a-man


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  • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 2 years ago
    That, is something else.
    What?
    THAT!

    If I was a man about to get raped in Divorce Court Iโ€™d throw on the Heels and Lipstick. Guess what? Now Iโ€™m the recipient of cash and prizes. Because when it comes to virtue signaling bureaucracy a Trans-woman beats a woman every single time.
    Getting thrown in prison? Before sentencing Identify as a woman. Less time served on average and any time served will be one big sex fest. Tell me Iโ€™m wrong.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years ago
    I cannot and will not accept the idea that a mere mortal can decide which sex they are. This to me, is extremely presumptuous. Are we really going to go against what the God a great many of us pray to? Why did he make two sexes (male and female).Are we going to end up all one sex? I find all this extremely confusing. I don't know how to address people.
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    • Posted by Aeronca 2 years ago
      If it confuses you, that's a good sign that you are sane. The cabal is working overtime to enslave and destroy the population. One method is to confuse the young and get them to mutilate and sterilize themselves. Chisel away at the birthrate. It turns out that men taking estrogen become sterile. Although women who take testosterone can still get pregnant.
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    • Posted by $ 2 years ago
      Me dino raised in the South. I say "sir" and "ma'am" a lot.
      I have a reason for saying "sir" and "ma'am" to kid workers using intercoms at fast food joints.
      That way, they are less likely to spit in your food over a previous customer giving them a hard time.
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      • Posted by Dobrien 2 years ago
        The idea that someone might be spitting in my food would give me pause as to where I be eating.
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        • Posted by $ 2 years ago
          Years ago me dino was alone and in a car line at a Taco Bell. Yeah, now I remember that was when I still worked at the prison so that's not long before May of 2003.
          Anyhoo, right in front of me I saw a teenaged car driver dude waving his arms all crazy at the intercom and it was obvious to me he was trying to impress his date.
          Couldn't hear him but it looked to me he was giving a worker inside a hard time.
          That's when I left. That being decades ago I can't remember if I drove straight home or tried another place to pick up grub on the way.
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