Last week me dino had to wear a mask in a hospital while my brother Joe was having an operation.
I'd pull out the top of the thing with my fingertips to let out my own carbon dioxide every chance I had.
Never thought the mask itself contained some other poison.
Visiting Joe as he recovered alone in a room, I'd take the damn thing off.
Forgot to put it on when four nurses came into the room.
Not one complained or even seemed to care.
Looked like up to two of the youngest of them were being trained.
Poor ladies have to wear those damn gags for an entire shift.