In the face of the WAR in the Ukraine, our best in the world bravest of the brave Armed Forces must ramp up on Diversity and Inclusion Training.
"If we are to go toe-to-toe with Russia, we need to wield our most powerful weapon: Diversity!" General Mark Milley boldly bellowed squeaks at reporters while waiting for his fresh manicure to dry. "So~Oowee! Oowee!~starting today~Oowee!~our top priority is to make all Marines, airmen, seamen, soldiers and space force cadets complete our mandatory whiteness and gender studies training. Oowee!"
"Oowee goowie, yeah," President Joe Buyhim mimicked before voicing support of the Yoke Of Woke inclusivity directive, emphasizing unity, diversity and hating anyone who thinks differently.
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