Biden Gives Up Coherent Speaking For Lent

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years ago to Humor
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This Lent, "devout" Catholic Quid Pro Quo Joe announced he is giving up coherent speaking for Lent for the next 40 days, Fake News sources say.
Me dino interprets that to mean, if Slow Joe is really giving up anything, he will no longer be squinting at a teleprompter trying to remember how to read.
Speaking coherently for Fake News, our Liar-In-Chief said (in part, the rest if you click on the article), "I will be giving up, you know, the thing. I'm done with the word talky-talky. Got it folks?"
"Go get him!" he concluded to confused, scattered applause while Nancy Pelosi stood up behind him to smile and bump her fists together.
Later Pelosi explained that she was mimicking a a purring kitty cat that flexed its paws with pleasure over any noise her beloved president wanted to utter.
Whatever.
Oh, yeah, nincompoop Nancy also announced she will give up insider trading for Lent.
"In "Related Articles" there's an article that actually relates because Woke Joe is in it should you want to read "Biden Getting Excited As Segregation Coming Back Into Style."
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-gives-up-coherent-speaking-for-lent


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