Sex Crimes Convict Ghislaine Maxwell Picks Up New Job At CNN

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"We called Maxwell as soon as the verdict was read," said CNN President Jeff Zucker. "Ghislaine has shown us she has exactly what it takes to work at CNN."
Maxwell will be working from her new home in a prison cell where she said, "I promise to do my best to find the very best girls--er, I mean, news. The very best news. Yeah. That's what I meant."
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/after-conviction-for-sex-crimes-ghislaine-maxwell-announces-new-job-at-cnn


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