FRIDAY FUNNIES: 2/4/22 EDITION, A WEEK WITH OLDUGLYCARL!
THANKS CRAIG for all the great memes. Together with the few that I had, I am able to share how my week went with you guys!
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The extra long dipsticks are usually in the same aisle as the muffler bearings. It’s lucky that you don’t need carburetor chains: I don’t think they make them anymore…
Should have never sold my wife's dumb phone to that sheep and didn't try to valet park that guys car !...
My 21 years experience as a corrections officer sez that last meme on the bottom applies to people who work at prisons besides those who live there.
Some of the safest jobs are being locked in a tower or a cubicle that makes those gates and doors open and close.
Did you bring the money
With your backup lights on
* Hello, you're on the air
The best of the best, thanks
I filled out a app for the ACE Hardware in town, thought it would be a nice retirement job but couldn't convey my vast experiences relating to hardware, power tools etc, sales and merchandising, so I stopped in and gave them my resume...believe it or not, they were tickled pink!...hope it's a good sign.
Because I've taken this step, which I knew it would come down too, I could have faked it, I have the tech but, I decided to leave the outcome to a higher source for once in my life.
Personally this mandate bullshit is the tipping point. The point from compliance to f🇺🇸ck off, if that’s what you reQuire of me to WORK for you? There is no value for value in these scenarios as far as i’m Concerned I . As you might know I am afflicted with a very controlled PTSD. One of the after effects is that I renumerate songs in my head , more or less 24/7/365 . I have learned how to change the tune somewhat , and thankfully hahaha imagine “tie a yellow ribbon round the old oak tree” over and over. Anyway the current hit song running through my head is from the recent rally in London ( I always liked the British rockers) where thousands sang in unison ... “you can shove the vaccination up your ass, ohh you can shove the vaccination up your ass, you can shove the vaccination you can shove the vaccination the can shove the vaccination up your ass”. Lmao
Sometimes the brain goes silent but the Mind just doesn't sleep....Try Tying a yellow RIVER around the old soaked tree and take it from there...
Instead of
In a gadda da vida, honey
Don't you know that I'm lovin' you
In a gadda da vida, baby
Don't you know that I'll always be true
What the hell is ....in a qada da vida? Lol
Ha I just looked it up. Thanks Internet this is what it said
Actually In-a-gadda-da-vida translates "In the garden of life"; not eden! Like the fricking Internet is reading my comment while typing.
A, A, Oh, you got to go, you sit on the toilet bowl.
You squint and fart, fart, wiggle and shout, shout,
now there's floaters on the floor
cause you use too much TP!
You dodge and you weave your way out the door, cause you left poop on the floor.
Do you poop alot then flush alot...
Do you poop a lot, then flush alot...
Don't remember it all now...but you'll crack up when you hear the song.
Wanted to record the song and have it play when someone in peculiar sits on the mens toilet bowl at Hospice.
Did I just interrupt you ? Ah, a random bit of recall plus a dose of excitement.
Thank you Carl.