"We're sick of it!" one sicko transphobic woman complained. "We real women have to deal with this stupid Schiff at home with husbands and boyfriends all the time!"
Some facilities solved this problem by gluing down toilet seats until this hurtful practice became public scandal for being irredeemably transphobic. This is because some trans women have to lift toilet seats for reasons unknown.
"This is a crisis," said Senator Chuck Schumer, ever so seriously peering over his slippery reading glasses at reporters, "and one that can only be solved through far-reaching legislation." Of course!
Some of that legislation under consideration would require full-time bathroom butlers to be paid a living wage to stay in women's restrooms and~~when needed~~put down toilet seats after each use.
Considering the number of restrooms, even those in convenience food stores, throughout the USA, Congress would only have to budget just an extra $2.5 trillion annually for the noble cause of negating this awful crisis.