Hitler Proclaims Any Who Attacks Him Is Attacking Science

Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 7 months ago to Humor
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So said German Chancellor Adolf Hitler in an interview with CBS News.
"Why do you think all these mean people are attacking you with nasty words?" said the starstruck CBS interviewer. "Is it because they are dumb and stupid and don't understand your brilliance?"
"They hate science," Hitler said. "The science of Darwinian evolution and eugenics as an effective mechanism for the betterment of humankind is completely undisputed. The science is settled.
Science is infallible and unchanging! Bow to science! Schnell!"
Hitler than had the reporter arrested on suspicion that she was a Jew. Heil Hitler!

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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Both before and while he takes all those jabs, let's see him smirk with his head stuck inside a container filled with sand fleas.
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  • Posted by term2 3 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    We have to pay to put him in prison. I would say he should be jabbed with the very virus he helped create that killed millions of people.
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  • Posted by term2 3 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    and to think, fauci will escape richer than ever before. I hope he meets some terrible end.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Well, Fauci used our tax money to fund of all things CCP biological warfare research that led to a genocidal pandemic deliberately spread worldwide IMO
    and did the same thing to make sand flea food out of the heads of dogs tortured to death.
    That may not make Fauci the equivalent to Hitler but maybe to those Hitler put in charge of at least gassing the Jews. I've read of Gestapo "science" experiments
    of seeing how long victims can last to the neck up in ice water.
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  • Posted by term2 3 years, 7 months ago
    if disagreeing with hitler is denying science, and disagreeing with fauci is also denying science, does that make fauci equivalent with hitler?
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  • Posted by LarryHeart 3 years, 7 months ago
    Yes Der Fauchi.
    His science believes in a fat earth.
    Drop the L for Loser
    Der Fauch Science says People got too heavy due to lockdowns. His answer ...relocate Republicans to Venezuela and replace them with emaciated Illegals.
    With no vaccine or test for the illegals maybe they will infect and kill the sub human unvaxed.
    "What the Fauch?" :)
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Could have been, but ever hopeful me dino doesn't think that fat lady has sung yet.
    Yeah, I could be wrong.
    Despite what's been revealed, if the Commie Demonrats can steal the next two elections yet, yet and again despite that red wave I keep hearing is predicted, then I'll know our Republic is dead.
    Gonna wait and see . . .
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Well, gee, just only FDR's libtarded four-term shot at being President For Life couldn't get us out of the Depression our current Puppet-In-Chief's Marxist handlers are trying to revisit to overthrow our Republic.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 7 months ago in reply to this comment.
    That 'un just did not appeal to me as much as Pope Of Science Dr. Fauci, which I'm about to put in New today.
    Gee, my spell checker says "Fauci" is only a "faucet."
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 7 months ago
    +1. You have to check out CNN's reporting on the deadly boat accident at Pearl Harbor, too.
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