Hitler Proclaims Any Who Attacks Him Is Attacking Science

Posted by $ allosaur 8 months, 1 week ago to Humor
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So said German Chancellor Adolf Hitler in an interview with CBS News.
"Why do you think all these mean people are attacking you with nasty words?" said the starstruck CBS interviewer. "Is it because they are dumb and stupid and don't understand your brilliance?"
"They hate science," Hitler said. "The science of Darwinian evolution and eugenics as an effective mechanism for the betterment of humankind is completely undisputed. The science is settled.
Science is infallible and unchanging! Bow to science! Schnell!"
Hitler than had the reporter arrested on suspicion that she was a Jew. Heil Hitler!
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/hitler-proclaims-anyone-who-attacks-him-is-attacking-science


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  • Posted by term2 8 months, 1 week ago
    if disagreeing with hitler is denying science, and disagreeing with fauci is also denying science, does that make fauci equivalent with hitler?
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    • Posted by $ 8 months, 1 week ago
      Well, Fauci used our tax money to fund of all things CCP biological warfare research that led to a genocidal pandemic deliberately spread worldwide IMO
      and did the same thing to make sand flea food out of the heads of dogs tortured to death.
      That may not make Fauci the equivalent to Hitler but maybe to those Hitler put in charge of at least gassing the Jews. I've read of Gestapo "science" experiments
      of seeing how long victims can last to the neck up in ice water.
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  • Posted by LarryHeart 8 months, 1 week ago
    Yes Der Fauchi.
    His science believes in a fat earth.
    Drop the L for Loser
    Der Fauch Science says People got too heavy due to lockdowns. His answer ...relocate Republicans to Venezuela and replace them with emaciated Illegals.
    With no vaccine or test for the illegals maybe they will infect and kill the sub human unvaxed.
    "What the Fauch?" :)
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