Biden Warns Putin U.S. Forces SHALL Evacuate And Leave $86 Billion In Weapons Behind

Posted by $ allosaur 6 months, 2 weeks ago to Humor
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Yep, damn straight! Ya better believe that's how our far-famed Joe the Schmoe told off repeat offender Vladimir the Invader. Yeah, Vlad got his butt told off, alright. Yeah!
And that wasn't just a threat. It a PROMISE!!!
"Listen, folks . . . for real this time . . . no joke . . . I ain't kiddin' around here," said Biden to a gelatinous puddle of quivering goo on the ground that he mistook for the press. "We will immediately pull our troops out and leave all our state-of-the-art weapons behind. I ain't messin' around, jack."
General Milley confirms this was a proven battlefield strategy used in Afghanistan.
Rejoice, dear reader, in the sensational competency of both our presidential and military leadership thus far. Semper fi!
Yep, Semper fi! Never forget it. And "E pluribus unum!" and "Et tu Brute!" ain't no malarkey also.

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  • Posted by mccannon01 6 months, 2 weeks ago
    I can't wait to see what will be left behind in Taiwan. LOL!
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    • Posted by $ 6 months, 2 weeks ago
      Heard something very interesting about Taiwan on my car radio on the way back from a grocery store.
      Covering several other topics with Hannity, Bill O'Reilly opined that China will do nothing against Taiwan until after it can show itself off by showcasing the Olympics.
      He added that Hitler did the same thing before launching the first invasion of World War 2.
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      • Posted by mccannon01 6 months, 2 weeks ago
        History repeats? Maybe. Also, if China takes a go at Taiwan I wouldn't be surprised if the only fat man in N Korea would make a push south. I would expect the Biden regime to spit, sputter, and issue strong language proclamations of protest - Antifa did far more damage to US cities than Biden would do to China or the fat man - Biden would leave a lot of stuff behind in Korea. If there's even a hint of Trump becoming president in 2024 China will have to get it done before that or wait another 50 or so years.
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