Prosecutors Mover For Rittenhouse Retrial In Serbia To Defeat White Supremacy

Posted by $ allosaur 4 weeks, 1 day ago to Humor
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"This isn't fair!" prosecutors complained after clear evidence proved that Kyle Rittenhouse Acted In Self-Defense, "This shall not stand! Only a MAGA racist would gun down three heroic Antifa rioters under any circumstance."
Click the link to read satire evidently published before the punk Kyle shot in the arm testified he pointed a pistol at the defendant first.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/prosecutors-move-for-mistrial-as-jury-has-been-tainted-by-clear-video-evidence-of-kyle-rittenhouse-defending-himself

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  • Posted by $ 4 weeks, 1 day ago
    Oh, no! Mr. Mouse Coward has given me dino a 0 yet once again! Oh, woe is me! I should be all about gloom and doom due to what the Marxist Presidential Puppet is doing to our once great nation.
    Wait! Considering the season, perhaps I should call him the Mouse Grinch. Yes, the Mouse Grinch who would taketh from us a smidgen of fun for blowing our noses at the collective Bolshevik Brandon
    or even passing some gas in their general direction.
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 4 weeks, 1 day ago
    Saw the video on And We Know and cracked up at the prosecutor with his hand on his head after the testimony...
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    • Posted by $ 4 weeks ago
      Yes, that politically corrupt prosecutor's reaction was just precious.
      Me dino learned for watching Tucker Carlson tonight that Kyle's prosecutors ordered cops NOT to examine the phone they confiscated from the hoodlum whose bicep got "vaporized" by a bullet.
      So much for seeking out all the facts.
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  • Posted by $ Thoritsu 4 weeks ago
    The only reason this hasn't been dropped as a case by the prosecution is corruption of our justice system.

    They saw the same evidence, and are still pressing a case.
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    • Posted by $ 4 weeks ago
      Yep, they're trying to railroad the poor kid for the audacity of interfering with a libtardedly allowed riot during a Marxist "summer of love" by (1) helping other positive-thinking patriotic young men remove fresh graffiti that defaced buildings,
      (2) carrying a fire extinguisher to put out fires and (3) shooting three violent criminals trying their very best to murder him.
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