Infrastructure Bill Includes $86 Billion Capitol Building Expansion To Hold All The Pfizer Lobbyists

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Satire from Babylon Bee

"WASHINGTON, D.C.—Senate leaders revealed today that Biden's "Build Back Better" infrastructure plan will include $86 Billion for a brand-new Capitol Building construction project. The Capitol will be expanded to hold 100 Senators, 435 Representatives, and 1,423 Pfizer lobbyists.

"Better. Build blur, uh, der der trunalimunumaprzure," said Biden in a forceful speech defending the plan. "Derp rug abba loogey."

A hand then appeared from behind a curtain and injected Biden with some sort of medication, causing Biden to come to his senses."
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/infrastructure-bill-includes-capitol-building-expansion-to-hold-all-the-pfizer-lobbyists


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