Infrastructure Bill Includes $86 Billion Capitol Building Expansion To Hold All The Pfizer Lobbyists
Posted by freedomforall 2 years, 5 months ago to Humor
Satire from Babylon Bee
"WASHINGTON, D.C.—Senate leaders revealed today that Biden's "Build Back Better" infrastructure plan will include $86 Billion for a brand-new Capitol Building construction project. The Capitol will be expanded to hold 100 Senators, 435 Representatives, and 1,423 Pfizer lobbyists.
"Better. Build blur, uh, der der trunalimunumaprzure," said Biden in a forceful speech defending the plan. "Derp rug abba loogey."
A hand then appeared from behind a curtain and injected Biden with some sort of medication, causing Biden to come to his senses."
"WASHINGTON, D.C.—Senate leaders revealed today that Biden's "Build Back Better" infrastructure plan will include $86 Billion for a brand-new Capitol Building construction project. The Capitol will be expanded to hold 100 Senators, 435 Representatives, and 1,423 Pfizer lobbyists.
"Better. Build blur, uh, der der trunalimunumaprzure," said Biden in a forceful speech defending the plan. "Derp rug abba loogey."
A hand then appeared from behind a curtain and injected Biden with some sort of medication, causing Biden to come to his senses."