Ole' Puddinhead's farts are also apparently tough to tell from the real deal if the incident at the Vatican is to be believed.

Laughing

What’s a meta with you? Fuhgettaboutit!!

The shampoo also serves as a fine insect repellant.

Wishing that boy had a handlebar cam...

That last part was the key to life...

Forgot about that one....

👍 My first Mazda lasted 14 years when I was t-boned by an uninsured woman who purposely changed lanes to be certain to ram into me. (Of course the DeKalb racist judge decided I was at fault.)
My current Mazda is 22 years old.
The competitive automotive industry was building better vehicles until the end of the 20th century.

Remember during the Fifties how me dino and a kid from a couple of blocks down the street used to laugh at junk that said "Made In Japan."
Used to be a Ford man, but now me dino drives my third Honda. Won't drive anything else. My first one lasted 12 years until a dashboard electronics malfunction encouraged me to finally trade it in.

Nothing like what we used to build... Built to LAST!!!

Another caption for the marriage one: Klingon mating ritual. ;)

And I DEFINITELY identify as Non-Bidenary!

Yeah, we did cool stuff in the '50s and early '60s. Remember when roller skates were all metal and you could take them apart and nail them front and back to a piece of 2x6 or 2x8 to make your own skate board? Or take two skates apart and make a "4 wheel" racer you could sit on? Ohhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhh!

You mean like a Dog does his business?
Definitely keep one's nose outa There!

We are unsure of where that creature came from nor why he's here.

The Star Trek character wishes he were human too, he also Does Understand what being Human truly means...

Not sure Zucky wants to be human.

The Meta Data. Awesome.

I pictured this text:
One of these is a Simulant of a Human Being who truly wishes he were human. But doesnt understand it's true meaning.

The other is a character in Star Trek!

So much fun we had back then. I can't choose a favorite this time because they all hit a chord. Thanks for another good batch OUC!

Ah those days! We always turned for home at one point on the trail, but this time we decided to keep going. Forgot to tell the horses, they made a 90 degree left turn and we kept going straight. Gawd we had such good times, and we were allowed to learn from our mistakes.

There is something insidious about "MetaData's" eyes. Was he part of the "X-Files"?

I would like one, but then again, I have to check with my other two selves.
It's unanimous, "we" want one!

I had a basket on the front of my bike. One day I was bringing home a big chunk of concrete to make a mountain for my racetrack/train layout. I was pedaling by standing on the pedals, hit a bump in the sidewalk, physics and geometry took over, the bike pivoted over the front axle and so did I. So many decades later I can still recall the "crunch" noise my head made on the sidewalk. Got up, rode the rest of the way home, didn't mention it.

Me too!

I want the Non-Bidenary Shirt!

Yes, some days do start better than others, but I suspect none of my remaining days will start like that one, LOL!

Chico and Groucho, LOL!

I'll be keeping an eye out for that guy shampoo.

Thanks again, OUC!

some days start just funnier than others lol . Thanks

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