Defeated Ex-Gov. of Virginia who tried for a come back Terry McAuliffe said he's completely confused that telling parents that the state owns their children, that parents have no say in what their kids learn in school and that porno is good for innocent little minds didn't prove out to be all that electorally popular.
Speaking to his despondent People's Built Back Better Party, Comrade Terry said, "Vee der rightfully rulink elites haben been overthrown by deplorable racist white supremacists, who blow noses at our CRT teach-chinks dot black peoples are oppressed by white people born to tink dey are masters ob alles der colored races on der planet as~as~as we der People's Party shall some glorious day come to rule mit an iron fist! Alles dose PTA peon parents shall not get avay mit dis! Vee must hit back! Hit back to steal away alles children to rule dey minds forever!! Sieg heil! Sieg heil! Sieg heil! Bwahaha! BWAHAHAHAHA!"
At the end of this speech, men in white coats converged to escort the hysterically raving defeated once a governor to an undisclosed location.