Top 10 Candidates To Replace Chris Cuomo AKA Fredo

Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 6 months ago to Humor
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Me dino's personal favorite is #7.


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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Before I even heard of Kamala and later before I even heard how badly she treats people around her, I heard that First Witch Cackles The Evil Hag abused her assigned Secret Service agents.
    Recall her getting mad at one agent who would not carry her luggage due to him being too busy looking out for threats against her snotty royal personage.
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  • Posted by $ Suzanne43 3 years, 6 months ago
    LOL. I would also recommend Hillary “Cackles” Clinton because CNN and Hillary deserve each other.
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    His hat trick is but part of a reason why he causes me dino to imagine he is a slippery devious gnome made big for living in Texas.
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  • Posted by $ blarman 3 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Hehe. Funny how he puts his hat on sideways and it slides into place as he turns his head...

    Also didn't know you can tap-dance in cowboy boots. ;)
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yeah, a moss covered entity that's dumb as a rock.
    Just occurred to me another good contestant would be a venom-dripping sidewinder. Why that particular species of rattlesnake?
    Because it side-winds. Me dino be thinking of that whorehouse in Texas flick in which the Texas does "a little side step" song and dance routine.
    https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=...
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  • Posted by $ blarman 3 years, 6 months ago
    They missed #11 - a moss-covered rock.

    Seriously. It's surprising that any Democrat has lower approval ratings than Biden but Harris has managed to pull it off. And you can bet that the reason Biden hasn't been removed via 25th Amendment yet is because then the Democrats would have to figure out some way to get rid of Harris as well! The Executive right now is a boat anchor around the necks of the Democratic Party incumbents in 2022. No one wants either Biden or Harris stumping for them - except the Republicans.

    There are a number of Dems licking their chops to replace Harris for real, though. Nancy Pelosi is #1 on that list. AOC would love to but she's not old enough.
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yes, I must agree that Herr Komrade Doktor Falsie would, his creepy smile coupled with his friendly "resistance is futile" demeanor, be a perfect fit at the Communist National Network.
    He would do well there by continuing to oh so happily say "January Sixth" whenever his views are challenged by anyone who would just have to be a MAGA Deplorable.
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  • Posted by wmiranda 3 years, 6 months ago
    Personally, I think they left out Dr. Fauci. He would fit in nicely at CNN. He has credentials for that sort of job.
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    If you scroll straight down from Dole and past a reappearance of Greta, you'll find Senile Joe not checking his watch but for blood on his hands during the funeral service for
    the 13 American warriors among lots of other people he got killed~~not to mention Americans, some with families, he left stranded in Afghanistan.
    This 'un reminds me of my favorite political cartoonist, Branco, who has since always portrayed our Idiot-In-Chief with blood on his hands.
    Not to mention all the deaths caused by Open Borders~~https://thelibertyloft.com/2021/03/04...
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  • Posted by Dobrien 3 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Warren Wilhelm Jr. Why would this commie change his name?

    From urban dictionary : de Blasio
    When a heterosexual male gets sexually and/or romantically involved with a lesbian/gay woman.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 6 months ago
    Glad to see the fettuccine outranks Harris - definitely higher IQ.

    I agree with #10 - CNN HQ would definitely spontaneously combust after all that light chased out the cockroaches and rats.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Actually, it's 800,000. It's been on the news here in Upstate NY for a while now. The movement is in NYC local elections, but you can be sure it will have a very wide effect. It will accelerate communism here dramatically.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 3 years, 6 months ago
    Didja hear NY is going to let 400,000 illegals vote in their elections? This was told to me by my BFF. She heard it on the news.
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