FRIDAY FUNNIES...11/5/21 EDITION: WHY?

Posted by $ Olduglycarl 3 years, 8 months ago to Humor
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Trying to stay non political and nice since...... last week?


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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Laughing...did something similar but without the gear...ended the day when a Flor. Tube landing on my head and cut me open...remember the blood running down the side of my head. The tube was meant to be bomb exploding near me...not on me.
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  • Posted by Commander 3 years, 8 months ago
    The kid on a Bigwheel ....flashback.
    Jon Ebner and I dressed up in heavy corduroy winter jackets, welding gloves and snowmobile helmets. We built a couple of cinder block and 2x10 ramps. And then...we began "aerial" jousting with 8 foot fluorescent bulbs. I survived childhood despite myself.
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  • Posted by TheRealBill 3 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Heh, I remember those.

    But then we had worse ones. In the Army we were trained on how to respond if you see a mushroom cloud.

    First was the official training: lay down facing away from the blast, rifle under torso, face down. Hands over eyes, thumbs in ear. Feet together.

    Why feet together? So the backwave didn't lunch a branch up yer arse. Yup.

    After this was the "real training" which went like this:
    "Now the reality is just bend over and kiss your ass goodbye" ;)
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 3 years, 8 months ago
    OUC! You did it again. I like them all. I particularly love 'The brain as an APP. Oh, that's good! And Tequilya made me laugh out loud. My favorite beverage! N
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 3 years, 8 months ago
    The last time a cop stopped me, he looked at my DL and screamed, 'Oh my God! I can't give YOU a ticket!' I inquired 'Why not!' He answered, 'My father would kill me.' I looked at his name tag, and replied, 'He sure would!' No ticket.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 3 years, 8 months ago
    My all-time favorite is 'Money isn't everything, but it's way ahead of whatever's in 1st place!'
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  • Posted by $ pixelate 3 years, 8 months ago
    Whiskeypedia ... that was nice, in particular, since I recently opened an adult beverage.
    Thanks Carl!
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  • Posted by Ben_C 3 years, 8 months ago
    Good ones! I actually remember doing the nuclear bomb drills in elementary school. Kind of like wearing masks for Covid - pretty much useless.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 8 months ago
    Hey hey hey, I say!
    What a way to start the day!

    Thanks, OUC! LOL!
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  • Posted by Dobrien 3 years, 8 months ago
    As you will see very early PC. St. Peter. That was my Grade schools name.
    He is the Pete in For Pete's sake” originated as a substitute for “for Christ's (or God's) sake,” and other similar expressions—as using a shortened form of the disciple St. Peter's name instead was considered less offensive.
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  • Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 8 months ago
    Despite being twice reminded why me dino became inspired to chose Philosoraptor as the middle name for my moniker, I found the very last meme to be the most amusing.
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 8 months ago
    Laugh it up...for the purpose of; in the interest of, Pete...or so he can achieve or preserve:

    So why not, for Dan's sake, Carl's sake, Nancy's sake, Freedom's sake or for saking Pete, Brian, Mac, Dino...etc...etc...etc
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