Historians Discover 1776 Document That Removes All Covid Mandates And Restrictions
Researchers with Independence National Historic Park have located an ancient document they say voids all mandates and restrictions.
The document, dating to 1776, is being referred to as "The Declaration of Independence" by park historians, who allege it details the existence of unalienable rights and that governments derive their power from the consent of the governed.
Wow! What an astounding revelation! That's some real out of the box thinking there! Bet Jesse Watters couldn't find a college student even remotely familiar with such quaint concepts.
"The fascinating thing about this document," said historian Clay Garrett, "is that it says King George III was a tyrant who did a bunch of things President Biden is doing right now. So I'm not really sure what to think."
In response to the find, the Supreme Court has granted a stay on all current vaccine and mask mandates, as well as every other stupid mandate on the books.
"BUT NOT SO FAST!" angrily proclaimed The Squad, protector of Marxist values long espoused by celebrity spokespersons and now some Woke jokes for CEOs.. The Squad has just revealed that the author of the declaration was authored by slimy racist slave owner, the now universally despised Thomas Jefferson.
So never mind! Rejoice that dumbed-down is what dumbed-down does.
The document, dating to 1776, is being referred to as "The Declaration of Independence" by park historians, who allege it details the existence of unalienable rights and that governments derive their power from the consent of the governed.
Wow! What an astounding revelation! That's some real out of the box thinking there! Bet Jesse Watters couldn't find a college student even remotely familiar with such quaint concepts.
"The fascinating thing about this document," said historian Clay Garrett, "is that it says King George III was a tyrant who did a bunch of things President Biden is doing right now. So I'm not really sure what to think."
In response to the find, the Supreme Court has granted a stay on all current vaccine and mask mandates, as well as every other stupid mandate on the books.
"BUT NOT SO FAST!" angrily proclaimed The Squad, protector of Marxist values long espoused by celebrity spokespersons and now some Woke jokes for CEOs.. The Squad has just revealed that the author of the declaration was authored by slimy racist slave owner, the now universally despised Thomas Jefferson.
So never mind! Rejoice that dumbed-down is what dumbed-down does.
They never say anything about "saving our Republic," though. Never.
They keep saying to save our democracy.
Everytime I hear them say this, I get angry and blurt out, "We are not a democracy, we are a republic, you idiot!"
They prefer being the rabble-rousers of a mindless mob they can lead around by the ear.
I recall a democracy being described as a mob, by the way.
A republic, to them, means they have to be accountable to the Law, and can't deny even the smallest minority of people their rights, even those they disagree with.
My t-shirt says, "The Constitution was created to limit the power of the government. Not for the government to limit the people."
My other t-shirt quotes Thomas Jefferson, "Free men do not have to ask for permission to bear arms."
As to the insanity surrounding and attempting to devour our republic, I ran across an article that puts forth an interesting idea that the Bee has touched on at various times.
https://m.theepochtimes.com/the-joker...
Destructism precisely amounts to the marching orders Marxist handlers are giving to our cognitively crap-headed Puppet-In-Chief.