10 Reasons Why You Should Turn In Your Guns

Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 6 months ago to Humor
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Remember, folks, there is no government like good government.
Now why would you ever want to make your good government always knowing what's best for you ever have to come after you?
Besides, you can always buy a broadsword.
And don't forget to wear your mask!
You know, like good ole' Crocodile Dundee will so happily do for that, oh, so goody good government of Australia.



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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 4 years, 6 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Actually as I emerged from the door, I was taking a bag of trash to the dumpster and one of my young neighbors spotted me. He jumped out of his pickup truck, left it running, and grabbed my bag of garbage. I told him he'd be sorry...it was really heavy with my wine bottle in it...he did a clear shot from 5 feet out and it landed in the dumpster...I laughed, 'Show off' and he bowed and got in his truck and drove off.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 4 years, 6 months ago
    Wow! All the reasons make perfect sense. I almost ran out the door to turn in my guns. Then I realized I'd had two glasses of wine and would probably believe anything!
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