White House Panics! All Stores Out Of Depends!

Posted by $ allosaur 3 years, 8 months ago to Humor
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The supply chain crisis has Biden hidin' with what little is left of his toilet paper hoard.
Reportedly, Huggies and duct tape are being sent to the rescue.
Click the link for the sordid details of this very important story.
And be sure to hold your nose.


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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Brought to you by people who while flicking forked tongues say, "We're from the government and we are here to help you."
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Full of themselves control freak tyrants (even those who come in groups) hate being laughed at. I think they deserve it.
    Freedom-loving people should be encouraged to keep their spirits up. Be that's just me dino.
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  • Posted by teri-amborn 3 years, 8 months ago
    O M G !

    My father-in-law already duct tapes his Depends when they are (ahhemm..."reusable") .

    I can hardly wait for his next episode of "make due with what I have" .
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  • Posted by mhubb 3 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    not a like or dislike issue

    just burnt out
    and i see where this nation and world are headed
    Germany 1936
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Do believe I've worn my bow finger out. No, wait.
    I still do that when he is shown not walking.
    Oh, wait that wait. I can chew gum and walk at the same time. Even with a cane!
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 3 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    I just plaster my Bow Finger up against the TV screen...pretty soon, I'll just display a glove with the Bow Finger extended and stuffed on my ground tamper in front of the TV most of the time.
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Yeah, I've noticed the weird way he walks. Tucker Carlson and Hannity both will show different videos of Biden walking when they talk about that buffoon.
    As of two weeks ago, me dino will start high-pitch humming "The worms crawl in, the worms crawl" song in a speedy fashion whenever I see that.
    Since the rigged election, I must have churned up more contempt for that perverted old crook than Carter and the Obamanation combined. AND THAT'S A LOT!.
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    "Maybe Quid pro quo Joe doesn't need Depends." Nope, just create a new WH aide position to follow him around with a shovel.
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 3 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    AH!...That's why he walks straight up with a Tight Ass...wouldn't want to EXPLODE in front of the cameras....................
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    Maybe Quid pro quo Joe doesn't need Depends.
    Besides licking ice cream to limber up for female ears and necks, maybe he eats lots and lots of cheese to be an old fart always full of schiff.
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  • Posted by katrinam41 3 years, 8 months ago
    allosaur, your Dino is on a roll today. The Bee has a handle on the supply chain crisis and you have a handle on the mood of the proletariat. Good ones!
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  • Posted by $ Olduglycarl 3 years, 8 months ago
    They don't make enough or Big enough depends/huggies for biden...the boy is full of schiff.
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  • Posted by $ 3 years, 8 months ago in reply to this comment.
    You have a right to like and dislike whatever you want in a supposedly free country.
    Tyrants hate being laughed at or receiving the alternative to the "Let's go Brandon chant." People end up brutalized and/or executed in other countries for that.
    Yesterday me dino got a kick out of the POS traitor being booed by a crowd in his own home town.
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  • Posted by mhubb 3 years, 8 months ago
    i find little humor in the POS traitor in the oval office
    and in those that put him there
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  • Posted by mccannon01 3 years, 8 months ago
    Quick! Move Xiden to San Francisco and all will appear normal!
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