General Milley: "I Had To Commit Treason To Prevent Trump From Committing Treason."

Posted by $ allosaur 1 month ago to Humor
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What did Milley do? He told the CCP that he'd give China a heads up should Orange Man Bad up and decide to nuke them with a first strike.
A Woke champion of teaching CRT to all our U.S. military branches, Gen. Milley told the House Of Representatives, "Trumps was going to betray the USA and I had to beat him to the punch."
"Also he posts a lot of mean tweets," our heroic top general added. "I could not let that stand."
All of the mainstream that Orange Man Bad calls "Fake News" altogether agrees that Milley must be the greatest traitor who ever lived in all of human history.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/general-milley-i-had-to-commit-treason-to-prevent-trump-from-committing-treason


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  • Posted by $ Dobrien 1 month ago
    I laughed my ass off with this....
    At publishing time, Trump had blasted Milley, saying that his treason would have been "the best treason of all time" and that Milley's treason was "lame and pathetic" in comparison.
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