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Rittenhouse Sends LeBron James Lemon Drops To Help Him Get Over Covid~~

Posted by $ allosaur 1 month, 2 weeks ago to Humor
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~~because this forces the (despised by all dinos) basketball superstar to miss several games.
But the Lemonheads Krafty Kyle sent made the weeping LeBron cry all the more for not being used to that incredibly tart flavor. An announcement followed that LeBron may have to miss additional games in order to recover.
Upon hearing that, celebratory chants of "Let's go LeBron!" began to be heard at diverse sporting events throughout the USA, though President Xi Jinping of China wishes LeBron a speedy recovery.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/kyle-rittenhouse-sends-lebron-james-some-lemon-drops-to-help-him-get-over-covid


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    Posted by freedomforall 1 month, 2 weeks ago
    Basketball. Boring. Television shows in the 1940's are more interesting.
    Pretending that tall boys with a 2nd grade intellect are heroes is sick.
    Get a real productive job.
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    • Posted by $ 1 month, 2 weeks ago
      Between you and me and the rest of The Gulch, I call basketball "the armpit sport" for an obvious oft televised reason.
      (At this point the power went out exactly 14 minutes ago).
      I'm an Alabama football fan and that's about the only TV sports I watch.
      I got a lot of email over LeBron's antics last week. One was about him smashing an opposing player in the face with an elbow.
      Another was about him using foul language and yet another was about him having officials eject a young couple from a game for giving him the finger, I suppose. For that, now he's being called "LeSnitch."
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  • Posted by mccannon01 1 month, 2 weeks ago
    Never watched a b-ball game on TV. Ever. That's what channel knobs in the old days were for and what TV remotes today are for, not to mention on/off buttons. However, I did go to a Syracuse game once because a friend had free tickets. It sucked. In spite of that I thanked him for the experience I otherwise never would have had. Going for steak and beer after the game did make it worth it in the end. BTW, I don't recall who won or even who Syracuse played so don't ask.
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    • Posted by $ 1 month, 2 weeks ago
      Think I watched the USA play one basketball game during the Olympics during the Seventies but I'm kinda fuzzy on that. Can't say who won.
      Wait, I did watch a couple of basketball games when I went to Chipola Junior College in Marianna, Florida, during the Sixties but then I quit doing that.
      Watching baseball has always bored me but me dino with a brother watched the Atlanta Braves play one whole time in their own stadium during the Seventies. Pretty sure the Braves won but now I have no idea who they beat.
      Only hockey game I ever watched was USA beating the favored to win Soviet Union during the Olympics. That "miracle" was most uplifting due to Iran still holding everyone to be found in the American embassy hostage at the time.
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  • Posted by $ Markus_Katabri 1 month, 2 weeks ago
    The biggest difference between Lebron James and Kyle Rittenhouse is:
    Kyle doesn’t miss shots when he’s under pressure.

    Lebron can go fornicate himself with a garden implement of his choosing.

    I’m only 50. I have 30 more years of this garbage to deal with. You guys are lucky.
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  • Posted by $ katrinam41 1 month, 2 weeks ago
    Bee-utiful post allosaur. Your Dino has a funnybone!
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    • Posted by $ 1 month, 2 weeks ago
      Thank you. Allosaur is short for Allosaurus, which is Latin for different lizard. In other words, I knew I was an oddball when I showed up in The Gulch.
      Cracking jokes helped me get through 21 years of working at a maximum security prison. The average life expectancy for a corrections officer is 59.
      So far retired since 2003 (did some other work since) I've made it to 74, though now I have to use a cane and got a handicap parking permit just last month.
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      • Posted by $ katrinam41 1 month, 2 weeks ago
        My kind of lizard. Life without humor makes one a progressive, and I much prefer oddballs. After so many years in hell, glad you made it to earth--the real one. I "retired" in 2012, leaving OTR behind to take care of hubby, cats, and myself. Just hit 72, just bought that F-150, looking for a toy hauler (small one) to continue my travels, this time with disabled placards, two people, some cats. Life is what you make it, and I love to make it interesting.
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