Instead Of By Kryptonite, New LGBTQ+ Superman Crippled By Anyone Using Wrong Pronouns
The "brilliant" DC Comics have confirmed that Gay Superman will gay-save the world and gay-stop hate crimes with his gay super powers.
Forget Kryptonite. Now he will be rendered completely powerless by anyone who addresses him using the wrong pronouns.
In the article, right-wing transphobe Lex Luther will in a demo show you how to make Superbooty scream and cry like his own owned little bitch.
In the new comic, me dino wonders if (kinda like at the start of the old TV show) someone will ssy "Look, up in the sky, is it a pitcher, is it a catcher~~no it's both and it's licking a lollipop too!"
Me dino also wonders if he will transform his costume into rainbow colors. You know, like Obama did, sharing a White House with First Lady whose had a few eyebrow-raising photos taken that raises the question~~Is Michelle really a Michael?
Forget Kryptonite. Now he will be rendered completely powerless by anyone who addresses him using the wrong pronouns.
In the article, right-wing transphobe Lex Luther will in a demo show you how to make Superbooty scream and cry like his own owned little bitch.
In the new comic, me dino wonders if (kinda like at the start of the old TV show) someone will ssy "Look, up in the sky, is it a pitcher, is it a catcher~~no it's both and it's licking a lollipop too!"
Me dino also wonders if he will transform his costume into rainbow colors. You know, like Obama did, sharing a White House with First Lady whose had a few eyebrow-raising photos taken that raises the question~~Is Michelle really a Michael?
I guess they'll have to rename Super"man" to something else.
Bye bye DC comics.
DC would never come up with a series name like "Sgt. Fury And His Howling Commandos."
Bought the first Hulk, the first Spiderman, the first Thor, the first Sgt Fury and other firsts like Iron Man. During the Seventies when I learned all those firsts could be worth big money to collectors, I had no idea what had become of them all.
Maybe my parents tossed them out when I was away for getting drafted in 1969 shortly after the moon landing.
I had quite a collection as well, Dino, and have no idea what happened to them.
Then he/she/it may super power menstruate all over me for my use of pronouns here.