For some reason the levine one didn't capture the title; BREAKING: Biden to replace unvaxxed soldiers with army of Rachel Levine clones

Chuck Norris vs the WuFlu... my money's on Chuck.

loved the cdc comment lol

This funny business DOES rival the Babylon Bee.
Click on the title, y'all, to see the entire "newspaper" page.
How else would I know Fauci's experiment on dogs was mostly peaceful because science can't do anything wrong?
As for what me dino can see from here, I'm wondering if Chuck Norris can kick Covid-19 in the face at age 81. Can recall critics making fun of his excessive high kicks all the way back during the Seventies.

Took me a minute to get the CDC one - then I busted out laughing. I'm sure they meant something different when they wrote that headline but it sure is a massive faux pas.
The Chuck Norris one was just awesome.
Thanks for the laughs.

If only the fedgov would all take a permanent nap.

Click on the link to read more about the story's they made up about the most pressing things of our times.

What a hilarious site!!!!!!!!! Awesome!