New York Multi-Murderer Sentenced To Life In Australia

Posted by $ allosaur 2 years, 6 months ago to Humor
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NEW YORK, NY~~"Stabbin' Simon" Davis has been sentenced to life without parole in Australia to pay for numerous grisly homicides.
Upon hearing that, Davis collapsed, screaming, "NOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! Anything but that!"
Me Dino sez, "Richly deserved."
But as usual, the ACLU has filed suit, saying exile to the penal colony that is now all Australia is cruel and unusual punishment.
Click the link to enjoy more details that should spark happy daydreams of sending certain corrupt politicians, generals and assorted Swamp filth to keep Davis company.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/r-kelly-sentenced-to-life-in-australia


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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 6 months ago
    This is how it was done in earlier days. No one wanted to go to Australia.
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    • Posted by $ 2 years, 6 months ago
      Me dino recalls at least three times during Jimmy Carter's reign of error this and that person in Alabama say they wanted to move to Australia.
      Now I doubt anyone around here wants to go anywhere near that tyrannical place.
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