New York Multi-Murderer Sentenced To Life In Australia

Posted by $ allosaur 3 weeks, 3 days ago to Humor
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NEW YORK, NY~~"Stabbin' Simon" Davis has been sentenced to life without parole in Australia to pay for numerous grisly homicides.
Upon hearing that, Davis collapsed, screaming, "NOOOOO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! Anything but that!"
Me Dino sez, "Richly deserved."
But as usual, the ACLU has filed suit, saying exile to the penal colony that is now all Australia is cruel and unusual punishment.
Click the link to enjoy more details that should spark happy daydreams of sending certain corrupt politicians, generals and assorted Swamp filth to keep Davis company.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/r-kelly-sentenced-to-life-in-australia


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