China Reveals New Hyper Speed Space Nuke! Ha! USA Responds With New Trans Admiral!
Aw, don't sweat Schiff, folks. For Biden announced, "I laugh at China now being able to nuke any country on this planet. Hey, China, take THIS!"
Anyway, that's what Biden managed to mumble on his sixth try. Then after a whole bunch of careful editing finally made our president sound both intelligent and coherent, he trotted our new Trans Admiral Rachel Levine out from behind a curtain where he had been spending time with whoever pulls Biden's strings.
Don't worry, our POTUS is instructed to never go make that curtain call.
After the admiral curtsied and Biden sniffed her perfumed ear while whispering sweet nothings, more editing had to be done after Biden gave a Chinese food delivery person he mistook at President XI one helluva fearsome talking to.
Because our president said, he said, "AURGH!" he mightily bellowed, tripping over his own feet. And then also said, he said, "Listen, Jack, our new trans gender admiral is fully armed and operational! You got that, Jack? If you cross us, we will unleash the full fire and fury of this deadly weapon upon you, Jack. Make no mistake, Jack, that's no malarkey!"
Admiral Levine was not available for comment due to having to hurry off to get her prostate examined.
Anyway, that's what Biden managed to mumble on his sixth try. Then after a whole bunch of careful editing finally made our president sound both intelligent and coherent, he trotted our new Trans Admiral Rachel Levine out from behind a curtain where he had been spending time with whoever pulls Biden's strings.
Don't worry, our POTUS is instructed to never go make that curtain call.
After the admiral curtsied and Biden sniffed her perfumed ear while whispering sweet nothings, more editing had to be done after Biden gave a Chinese food delivery person he mistook at President XI one helluva fearsome talking to.
Because our president said, he said, "AURGH!" he mightily bellowed, tripping over his own feet. And then also said, he said, "Listen, Jack, our new trans gender admiral is fully armed and operational! You got that, Jack? If you cross us, we will unleash the full fire and fury of this deadly weapon upon you, Jack. Make no mistake, Jack, that's no malarkey!"
Admiral Levine was not available for comment due to having to hurry off to get her prostate examined.
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- 2Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 6 months agoI know this post is humor but I did hear only yesterday that we have a 'transgender' general who has been appointed to head up something? If someone doesn't even know what sex they are, can they lead people?Mark as read | Best of... | Permalink|
- 1Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 6 months agoOOPs my apologies to the General staff. The guy/girl was an Admiral!Mark as read | Parent | Best of... | Permalink|
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- 2Posted by mccannon01 2 years, 6 months agoAgain, the satire of the BB is more newsworthy than all the MSMM combined.Mark as read | Best of... | Permalink|