Fauci Hopes Evil Puppy Experiments Distracts Us From Those He Personally Performed on Humans

Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 6 months ago to Humor
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(This bit here ain't in the linked article but~~psst!~~y'all don't ever EVER let your memory spans ever overlook that Dr. Fauci used OUR money to help the CCP's Wuhan labs develop the Covid-19 virus in the first damn place).
Dr. Anthony Falsie Fauci is currently in a spot of bother over funding (again with our money? Yeah.) experiments that had caged dogs eaten alive by sand fleas. That proving whatever the hell sick fun that was, me dino supposes.
Nevertheless, now Dr. Evil hopes the "really short attention spans" of people will help them overlook that "I, Dr. Evil, did something way worse than off a few dumb dogs~~Bwahaha!~~I experimented with the lives of 330 million people for the past 18 months and got away with it scot-free!"
Well, of course he did. What else could we expect? Dr. Falsie is a big-shot Democrat. Just ask the Bitch Of Benghazi, Cackles Clinton the Evil Hag.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/fauci-hopes-his-experiments-on-puppies-will-distract-everyone-from-experiments-he-performed-on-humanity-for-past-18-months


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