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Suddenly remembering a time I took my kids to a Micky D's drive thru during the early Nineties. Whenever the order taker turned on his speaker, in the background I heard
a kid inside screaming "But I wanna happy meal! Waaa! No, I WANNA HAPPY MEAL! I WANNA HAPPY MEAL! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Thus did me dino lear the reason really, really why those things are called happy meals.
We still don't know if the meat is real or not.