McAuliffe Blames Loss On Low For Lazy Ballot Turnout

Posted by $ allosaur 1 month ago to Humor
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Terry McAuliffe's loss in the Virginia gubernatorial race has sent shock waves through the Woke Democrat screaming "Racist" at people hordes.
"Our ground game was clearly the blame," said McAuliffe to tearful heartbroken reporters who only seek hard cold facts. "To start with, we got lazy for thinking we had all our Schiff in the bag with all the early vote ballots, all the absentee ballots and all the dead voter ballots."
McAuliffe finished up his woeful whines with this dire warning: "Let this be a big fat lesson to all Marxist-loving Democrat candidates, who face elections full of domestic terrorist parents who don't want their little girls raped in school bathrooms by guys wearing wearing skirts. Do not rely on actual people voting. A better-stuffed like all hell to the gills 3AM demographic is key to victory from now on."
He added that Democrat strategists shall double down to push like hell the wildly popular CRT next time.
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/mcauliffe-blames-loss-on-low-4am-ballot-turnout


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  • Posted by LibertyBelle 1 month ago
    The quote attribute to McAuliffe does not look authentic to me. The reference to not wanting the daughters raped in bathrooms does not seem like something McAuliffe would admit, it reads like a sarcastic remark by a Republican or conservative commentator. And don't get the idea I am pro-McAuliffe! I voted for Youngkin and am d---ed glad he won.
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    • Posted by $ 1 month ago
      That was just The Babylon Bee being sarcastic first. So it's all their fault. I'm as innocent as a little lamb.
      (Having said that, me dino pulls a Biden. I turn to show my back as I totter off at a slight forward tilt from the microphone).
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