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To Defeat The Delta Variant, Do All The Things That Didn't Work The First Time, Experts Say

Posted by $ allosaur 4 years, 9 months ago to Humor
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"Yes, we just need to do those things that didn't work by working them harder," said Dr. Flip Floppy Fauci, who is still around despite the discovery that he gave taxpayer mega bucks to the Wuhan labs before Covid-19
was unleashed by some batty bat in a wet market. What resilience that wonderful doctor must have! That only proves he's a survivor like we should be only for surrendering our full compliance.
Remember that there's no government like good government that you must always obey or else. Have a nice day!
SOURCE URL: https://babylonbee.com/news/to-defeat-delta-variant-experts-recommend-doing-all-the-things-that-didnt-work-the-first-time


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    Posted by $ Thoritsu 4 years, 9 months ago
    No phucking way am I putting up with one more restriction. No way. Try to arrest me, I dare you.
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    • Posted by $ 4 years, 9 months ago
      Me dino is so done with jumping through flip-flopping hoops.
      Especially any dreamed up by the creepzoid fraud who sent OUR money to assist CCP enemies at the Wuhan labs.
      Fauci should be behind bars, denied bond and tried for treason and for being an accomplice to germ warfare genocide.
      But no-o! Fauci remains to darling of Dems who gained their power with a rigged election.
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  • Posted by mhubb 4 years, 9 months ago
    these people are insane
    and corrupt beyond the pale
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    • Posted by $ 4 years, 9 months ago
      Me dino has read time and again (this now in my own words) that proof of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome.
      Strikes me that doing the same thing over and over HARDER and expecting a different outcome is proof of someone who is stark raving coo-coo crazy in need of restraints in a rubber room.
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  • Posted by CaptainKirk 4 years, 9 months ago
    This is NOT about saving lives.
    Vitamin D, HCQ and Ivermectin do that.
    Plus Steroids.

    If you wanted to save lives, you would say "NEVER AGAIN" to listening to these buttheads.

    IMAGINE if we had addressed OBESITY, and reversed T2Diabetes in 80% of the people in the first 6 months of the pandemic instead?
    IMAGINE if everyone took Vitamin D3 (All the people,even in their 80s who listened to me BEFORE getting Covid were just fine).
    IMAGINE if doctors were NOT TOLD TO AVOID STEROIDS (a huge error, as they saved lives. Luckily my wife got steroids BEFORE we knew it was likely covid. First time in her life she needed steroids after taking a Z Pack for the initial symptoms as it went straight into her lungs).

    IMAGINE that EVERY MISTAKE just so happened to make the Remdesivir Drug Look good, and the Vaccine be Required, and the WORKING solutions look bad...

    Now,
    IMAGINE a UK who learned that High Vitamin D3 helped. So they are giving like 500iu/day to those in senior living facilities. WHEN THE NUMBER SHOULD BE 5,000iu/day for most, and 10,000iu for some (at least for several months).
    IMAGINE my SHOCK when the UK releases results that state EMPHATICALLY "Vitamin D3 did not help!" (Just imagine...)

    I wish the beetles were alive today to put music to it. LMAO
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    • Posted by Lucky 4 years, 9 months ago
      Vitamin D3. Quite so!
      Another one of those fake tests designed to fail. Big publicity, do everything right except the dose. In this case the dose was far less than needed.

      Diabetes and obesity. Big risk factors ignored by MSM who talk about killer viruses.
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      • Posted by $ 4 years, 9 months ago
        Me dino been taking D3 seperate from all the other vitamin this and that packed in my daily multivitamins.
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        • Posted by Suzanne43 4 years, 9 months ago
          Vitamin D is a good thing. I take a lot of it because with calcium, it helps promote good bones. If it helps curb the virus... fine. I have decided not to wear a mask....been there done that. Maybe I’ll be banned from church ( our bishop officiated at Mayor Pete’s wedding). So he’s probably gleefully getting ready to put restrictions back on. Well, he can do them without me.
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          • Posted by $ 4 years, 9 months ago
            At least your church doesn't obligate you to attend church every Sunday like the Catholic one I was born into. Due to that I never joined the Boy Scouts because I couldn't go camping on this or that weekend.
            You'd think stuff like that would turn a dino into a grown-up WASP. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz~~zzzzzz~~zzzzzzzzz!
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            • Posted by Dobrien 4 years, 9 months ago
              You would have certainly earned a merit badge in target shooting and truth telling.
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              • Posted by $ 4 years, 9 months ago
                Would you believe my mother would not permit a gun in the house? The Marines taught me how to shoot. After the GI Bill helped me graduate with a BS in college, I bought a familiar M1911 45 due to receiving threats for crime stories I wrote for a newspaper for 7 years until I resigned for liking Reagan too much (to put that simply). The Alabama Department of Corrections refined my shooting skills with a .38 revolver, an AR-15 and a 12 gauge pump shotgun that I had to NRA qualify with for all 21 years of my career. For the next 15 years I had to NRA qualify with a revolver for assorted semi-retired security work I did off and on for the next 15 years, making my best money at a Wachovia data center (had a giant room for rows and rows of servers with a spare giant room for more servers to come) for a couple of years. I fully retired during the summer of 2013. Fully retired, sometimes I go to a nice indoor range in Hoover on the south end of Birmingham.
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            • Posted by Suzanne43 4 years, 9 months ago
              There as the a lot of people in the Episcopal church who are known as “C and E “ Episcopalians....Christmas and Easter, which is the only two days out of the year that they attend mass.
              Sorry about the Boy Scouts. That sounds a bit harsh.
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              • Posted by $ 4 years, 9 months ago
                What you call "C and E" Catholic priests and nuns simply call "bad Catholics."
                My parents were very strict about attending Mass each Sunday. As a kid who had fallen out of a tree, had to go to Mass on crutches when I could barely walk. Each summer my family of Dothan, Alabama, spent weekends at a Florida lake house an hour's drive due south. Each and every Sunday morning we'd dress up to attend Mass 30 minutes away. Got old even for a half-grown me dino already "a bad Catholic" at heart.
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  • Posted by $ BobCat 4 years, 9 months ago
    Well of course, to these idiots A never equals A.
    There hopes are kept alive since one day 2+2=7, another day 2+2=3.05, and another day 2+2= -5. If they keep trying, eventually 2+2= the answer they want, or so they infinitely hope.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 4 years, 9 months ago
    They have to keep this thing going, their control is not yet complete. Trying to defeat them is like hitting yourself on the head with a hammer. It feels so good when you stop.
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  • Posted by Ben_C 4 years, 9 months ago
    It is crystal clear to me that "the government" has no clue as to what they are doing. Imbeciles. My dog is smarter than those people.
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  • Posted by Suzanne43 4 years, 9 months ago
    So here we go again. People will mask up and do all that the comrades tell them to do because fear is a great motivator.....losing your job, etc. The Democrats want this virus to continue indefinitely. That way they have control over the sheeple and elections.
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 4 years, 9 months ago
    You guys are right about the Vitamin D. My daughter takes 10K units a day because she is housebound. I walk my dog 4 blocks 4 times a day in the Texas sunshine. You can't get that much Vitamin D out of a bottle!
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