The Four-Wheeled Pants Suit aka the federally approved "modern" car (Warning: Grisly photo that will probably cause illness in rational people.)

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Warning this article opens with a photo more horrible than grisly auto accident photos.
I warned you. ;^)

Article Excerpt:
"Americans’ love affair with the car has cooled off but not because Americans don’t love cars. Rather, it is because of what cars have become.

Once, they were like the pretty girl who smiled at you in class, back in high school. They made your pulse uptick, filled your mind with happy possibilities. You wanted one. And – once upon a time – the one often led to the other.

Or at least, helped.

Now, cars are like a sourpuss pants-suit-wearing wife who long ago stopped smiling at you – and bats away your hand when you try to hold hers. You don’t want to see – much less hear her anymore – and wish you could get away from her, but you need to stay married for the sake of the kids or so as to avoid losing your shirt.

This transition occurred because of the sourpuss, pant-suit-wearing types, not necessarily your wife – which makes it even worse.

Pants-suiters such as Joan Claybrook – the old sourpuss who headed the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (italics added for the should-be-obvious reason) back in the ‘70s, when saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafety – as defined by some old sourpuss – somehow became a function of government, formerly concerned with ensuring that people’s rights were respected and dealing with people who caused harm to others.

Claybrook was a disciple and acolyte of another pants-suiter who happened to be male, nominally – Ralph Nader. He was the John the Baptist figure of Safetysim, the cult which first ruined cars and is now ruining everything else.

Nader anointed himself a “public citizen” and began to “represent” the “public,” despite not one member of the actual public ever having voted to give this man proxy power to “represent” them or anyone else.

...

Ralph who-didn’t-drive and who dislikes cars blamed the car – describing it (though not the fundamentally similar Porsche or VW Beetle) as Unsafe at Any Speed. His fame – and influence – spread. Abetted by an if-it-bleeds-it-leads media, corporations were browbeaten and government was empowered.

Cars were festooned with ugly “5 MPH” bumpers, ruining their looks like braces mar the face of an otherwise pretty girl. Seatbelt interlocks were ordered. You had to “buckle up” before you could drive.

Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafety became policy. Not roadworthiness. Not competence. Beauty – and fun – took a back seat to how fast you could drive a car into a tree and live."
SOURCE URL: https://www.ericpetersautos.com/2021/09/04/the-four-wheeled-pants-suit/


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  • Posted by mccannon01 2 years, 7 months ago
    I know this is a rare occurrence, but my cousin's life was saved by NOT wearing a seat belt with shoulder strap. He was cruising on the expressway in his '69 Mach I when he got sideswiped by another car. As the Mach bumped sideways, it began to turn over. Just before it completely flipped and landed upside down on the guardrail my cousin, in a panic, laid down in front of the dash where he was "safe" as the car crushed. Except for a small scratch on his leg he was unscathed. The police had to pry open the driver side door to pull him out. If he'd been strapped in, there's no way he could have survived. I know the story well because my older brother was behind him in another car and witnessed the whole thing. He said he was sure our cousin was gone because the Mach wasn't much over three feet high laying upside down in the ditch where the rail ran out. When he got beside the wreck he called my cousin's name who responded with, "I think I'm OK, but get me the f--k out of this thing! I'm stuck!"
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  • Posted by $ 25n56il4 2 years, 7 months ago
    Now FFA, I had one of those cute Corvairs and I loved it. My husband traded it in 6 weeks after we married (he had a Mustang) and he bought me a Plymouth Satellite Sports Coupe 383 engine for my birthday...woo woo. Then when I made it from Houston to El Paso in 8 hours he yelled like a crazy man "where in the carbuerator was your foot?" He traded it for a Beetle Bug when I got pregnant! Ugh His comment, "I'll slow you down. I later traded it for a Ford LTD.
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  • Posted by CircuitGuy 2 years, 7 months ago
    I had a colleague whose wife was killed by airbags in a freak accident 20 years ago. He investigated the details and blamed Ralph Nader as one of the cause, for pushing the industry to adopt airbags. It's really sad. I know air bags have saved lives, but she would be alive today if it weren't for airbags.
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  • Posted by CircuitGuy 2 years, 7 months ago
    I think my wife was a sourpuss attorney in a pants suit when I met her after work. There was freezing rain that night, but I rode my bike with studded tires from the tech park in Fitchburg to an event on the near east side of Madison. I didn't own a car. I saw her when I came into the bar but didn't talk to her until later. She mentioned she had followed Hillary Clinton. I told her in two months Clinton was coming to Madison, and I had signed up for tickets. It was sold out.
    https://badgerherald.com/news/2005/05...
    I found out it was sold out in the newspaper right after I mailed my check. Thankfully, my reservation request arrived in time. Many of her friends and my friends didn't get in. 15 months later we were married.
    A few years later when Clinton was running for president we went to a fundraiser for her. Clinton talked about how government needs to be involved with healthful lifestyles. I'm libertarian by nature, and my lifestyle is not all that healthful. As we walked out, libertarian protestors chanted at us. I told one of them, "I hear you. She talked about gov't getting involved in lifestyle choices. If I wanted a gov't obsessed with lifestyles, I'd be a Republican." My wife always abided my libertarian leans, and I've realized she actually more opposed to gov't spending than I am.
    We still share one car. It's her stealth sports car, a 2.0L engine with an astounding 313hp engine. I'm sure Volvo tracks us. We tell the insurance company our annual mileage but they never check, to my knowledge. I'm sure Volvo tracks us, though. They charge us lower rates than FIBs who drive 90 MPH, but how do they know we're not cheeseheads with Chicago FIB-like driving habits. For better or worse, as the articles suggests, I'm sure we'll soon have a black box tracking us as on an airplane.
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